Joke of The Day

[IALuder]

A pregnant woman walks into a bank. To her surprise, it's being robbed and she ends up taking three bullets to the stomach.

Five days later, she wakes up in the hospital. The doctor tells her the she and her three unborn children have all miraculously survived the ordeal, but they could not locate the bullets. There were no exit wounds, so the doctor declared that her body must have absorbed the foreign objects.

Fifteen years later... mom and her two daughters, one son.

The mother was sitting in the living room enjoying a good book when she heard a startled scream upstairs from her first daughter. She ran up to see what was wrong. The daughter explained that she was going to the bathroom when this bullet just dropped from her body! The mother laughed and explained the story of the bank robbery to her daughter. All was fine.

A day or two later, the mother heard a scream from her second daughter. She ran up to see what was going on. The second daughter explained that she too had a bullet drop from her body while going to the bathroom! The mother filled the second daughter in with the bank robbery story, and once again, all was fine.

A day later, the mother heard a startled scream from her son. She ran up to see what was wrong, and saw her son was visibly shaken. The mother said, "Let me guess. You were peeing and a bullet dropped out from your body?"

The son replied, "No! I was masturbating and shot the dog!"