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09-15-2004, 07:45 AM
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I, Robot
Since jokes seem to be all the rage these days...
A popular bar had a new robotic bartender installed. A fellow came in for a drink and the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "150." So the robot proceeded to make conversation about Quantum physics, string theory, atomic chemistry, and so on. The man listened intently and thought, "This is really cool." The man decided to test the robot. He walked out the bar, turned around, and came back in for another drink. Again, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man responded, "100." So the robot started talking about football, baseball, and so on. The man thought to himself, "Wow, this is amazing." The man went out and came back in a third time. As before, the robot asked him, "What's your IQ?" The man replied, "50." The robot then said, "So, you gonna vote for Bush again?"
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09-15-2004, 07:53 AM
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Nice!!!!
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09-15-2004, 10:03 AM
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LMFAO. good one
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09-15-2004, 10:04 AM
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haha that's funny!
I can't stand bush...he's such a farkin moron...drives me nuts |
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09-15-2004, 11:32 AM
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Bwahahahah oh shit! hahahaha soo good GT...
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09-16-2004, 05:04 PM
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 Bush=  =mebush= :o
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09-16-2004, 06:10 PM
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5 seconds later there was a knock at the door and Darin was never heard from again.
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1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika |
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09-17-2004, 02:15 PM
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haha did you come up with that all on your own? good shit
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09-17-2004, 03:14 PM
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Alas, I cannot take the credit for it. A good friend sent it to me. I just gave it a catchy subject title. 
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1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika |
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