Big Huge Giant masturbation thread (or Ben loves socks)

Well sadly enough I was born a hopeless romantic and raised with good old southern manners (i don't even kiss on the first date, well there are some exceptions). Plus my sex talk from my dad was "If your have sex before your married, see these bricks? *smacks bricks together* you know how they casterate cows? Are you getting the picture?"... lol... In all honesty just kinda waiting for the right person and the right setting. I've had my chances and the one time i was going to... well we got all hot and heavy and well either she was too small or i was too big, it hurt her too much so we stopped... So I dunno what that makes me, but fooling around is always fun .