So I just got 3 tickets in 30 minutes on my way to work.

Well, here's the thing.

1) I used the emergency crossing to get onto the highway - I wasn't driving recklessly. I was driving under 5 miles an hour, and I was waiting to get on the highway.

2) This guy parked in front of me, so that my bumper was facing his passenger-side door. But I swear on all that is good and holy that I DID NOT HIT HIM. He is making that crap up.

I talked to my lawyer, and he said that the whole thing sounded pretty weird - so I'm going to fight it.

- Dzur