John Kerry is a douche bag but I'm voting for him anyway

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Originally posted by V8killimports
Of course it's all a conspiracy when it comes to bush, but democrats are always by the book arrow straight Clinton was a perfect example of an honest democrat.

Actually...nothing with Bush is a conspiracy. You see...to form a conspiracy one must have intelligence, which Bush clearly doesn't. This is indicated by his mispronunciation of common words and, on occassion, creation of new words that make no sense. As for Clinton...yes, please ignore everything he did for the country and condemn him because he got a hummer under his desk. If getting some head is such a terrible thing then most of us guys are totally screwed. Yeah, it sucks that he lied about, but show me a high level politician that hasn't lied and I'll give you a cookie. At least his lie just made him look like an adulterous dolt. Bush's lies have endangered a couple hundred thousand lives and turned a good part of the world against us. Throw that on the scales.