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			Big company needed to call one of his employees  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
	> about an urgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee's > > home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper, "Hello." > > "Is your daddy home?" he asked. > > "Yes," whispered the small voice. > > "May I talk with him?" > > The child whispered, "No." > > Surprised, and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, "Is your > > mommy there?" > > "Yes" > > "May I talk with her?" > > Again the small voice whispered, "No." > > The boss then asked, "Is anybody else there?" ... "Yes," whispered the > > child, "a policeman. " Wondering what a cop would be doing at his > > employee's home, the boss asked, "May I speak with the policeman?" "No" > > whispered the child. "He's busy." > > "Busy doing what?" > > "Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman", came the whispered > > answer. > > > Growing concerned and even worried as he heard some loud background > > noise through the earpiece on the phone the boss asked, "What is that > > noise?" "A hello-copper" answered the whispering voice. "What is going > > on there?" asked the boss, now alarmed. > > >The child answered, "The search team just landed the hello-copper." > > Alarmed, concerned, and even more then just a little frustrated the > > boss asked, "What are they searching for?" > > > > > >Still whispering, the young voice replied ........"ME."  | 
	
		
		
		
		
			 
		
		
		
		
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		 lmao 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 I had to post this one because I am sure kids are this bad in this lifetime...or any...ha ha ha 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 i usta love stealing stuff from around my house then hiding it and making my mom look for it. ahh the joys of being young 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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		 Dang...I know she must have a head full of gray hairs because of that...ha ha ha  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 I used to hide...... for HOURS... 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			I did it for like 6hrs once... I fell asleep waiting to be found... Parents were SH!tting. 
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		 Dang...I couldn't do anything like that...because once my mom found me...I would have been in so much t rouble...ha ha ha 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
	
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		 lmao that was a good one 
		
	
		
		
		
		
			
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