.:HSTuners::

05-06-2004, 01:22 PM

WHITE WOMEN:
> First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
> Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
> Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position.
>
> IRISH WOMEN:
> First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
> Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
> 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
>
> ITALIAN WOMEN: First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive
> restaurant. Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mama Mia makes
> spaghetti & meatballs. Third Date: You have sex; she wants to marry
> you & insists on a 3
carat
> ring.
> 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought
of
> having sex.
> 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.
>
> JEWISH WOMEN:
> First Date: You get dynamite head.
> Second Date: You get more great head.
> Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.
>
> CHINESE WOMEN:
> First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing
> happens. Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner,
> nothing happens again. Third date: You don't even get to the third
> date and you've already
realized
> nothing is going to happen again.
>
> INDIAN WOMEN:
> First date: Meet her parents.
> Second date: Set the date of the wedding.
> Third date: Wedding night.
>
> BLACK WOMEN:
> First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. Second Date:
> You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive
dinner.
> Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
> Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone else.
>
> MEXICAN WOMEN:
> First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and
have
> sex in the back of her car.
> Second Date: She's pregnant.
> Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his
> girlfriend, two sisters, her brother, all their kids, her grandma, her

> father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend
> and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest

> of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like it
> belongs somewhere in the desert along the Rio Grande with chickens and

> goats in
the
> front yard.
>
> DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN!!!

*pdiggitydogg* · 05-06-2004, 02:33 PM

Quote:

Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone else.

lol

I'll take all of #1 and 2 and some of 4

GT40FIED · 05-06-2004, 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by pdiggitydogg
lol

I'll take all of #1 and 2 and some of 4

exactly.

BlackWolf · 05-06-2004, 04:02 PM

Finally a description of me!!!!
As if you couldn't guess, I'm also IRISH ya'll..................

IALuder · 05-06-2004, 10:02 PM

im irish 2!!! hey what funny is im drinking and reading this. lol.

mylittlecivic · 05-07-2004, 12:42 AM

im a little of this and a little of that. Crazy way to look at stuff though im sure its not always true

Rob · 05-07-2004, 12:46 AM

LMAO

Quote:

Originally posted by BlackWolf
I'm also IRISH ya'll..................

what the? you're from Cali and you used the phrase "ya'll"?

mylittlecivic · 05-07-2004, 03:03 AM

irish say ya'll?

05-07-2004, 08:13 AM

Ok...I can say that I am neither of these characteristics...Im my own unique kind...ha ha ha...cain't nobody put me in a description...

BlackWolf · 05-07-2004, 09:50 AM

Okay, okay, so I haven't slept and eaten much in three days, I was a little punchy yesterday and got a little silly. I had just talked to my friend in Texas and that's what they end almost every sentence with....

I guess I ya'lled too.........and yes, I am half Irish so....

05-07-2004, 10:13 AM

My last name is Scottish but I don't think I myself is scottish...

BlackWolf · 05-07-2004, 10:23 AM

My last name is Spanish and I'm a quarter Spanish, a quarter Cherokee and half Irish. How's that for a combo??

05-07-2004, 10:27 AM

I know I am mixed with somethings because of the way I look but I have no idea...I should try to find out. I could have some scottish...

GT40FIED · 05-07-2004, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BlackWolf
My last name is Spanish and I'm a quarter Spanish, a quarter Cherokee and half Irish. How's that for a combo??

You could be the next great drunken matador.

MAXed Out · 05-07-2004, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GT40FIED
You could be the next great drunken matador.

BlackWolf · 05-07-2004, 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GT40FIED
You could be the next great drunken matador.

What about the Indian part??

Rob · 05-08-2004, 12:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BlackWolf
My last name is Spanish and I'm a quarter Spanish, a quarter Cherokee and half Irish. How's that for a combo??

How about getting some Italian in that mix?

As for the "ya'll thingl"...I understand...just threw me off for a second........

GT40FIED · 05-08-2004, 03:42 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by BlackWolf
What about the Indian part??

Cherokee + Irish = recipie for alcoholism.

Spanish = matador.

Thus the premise of a drunken matador is born.

IALuder · 05-08-2004, 02:37 PM

^lol

mylittlecivic · 05-08-2004, 04:30 PM

haha my last name is definetly scottish

BlackWolf · 05-10-2004, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GT40FIED
Cherokee + Irish = recipie for alcoholism.

Spanish = matador.

Thus the premise of a drunken matador is born.

My bad, I thought you were just talking about the Irish part.

Fatal070 · 05-10-2004, 10:40 AM

WOW.... that was great ahahha i loved it

Kyle · 05-10-2004, 01:43 PM

people in texas don't even say "ya'll" that often...actually...we usually make fun of people who say it..a lot of us here hate that

05-12-2004, 03:46 PM

So, is Texas considered southern? I know there's some kind of debate about that...

DsBlu01CivEX · 05-12-2004, 03:57 PM

it's funny....i've said "y'all" on here numerous times and have never gotten shit for it. Do people really consider PA a "redneck" state???

Apparently some Cali people do...my sis moved out to Sac back around Christmas time, and when she went to the car rental place, they asked her if she wanted to "upgrade" from her compact/mid-sized that she ordered to a pick up truck. She told them no politely. I thought it was hilarious.

BlackWolf · 05-12-2004, 04:01 PM

He's from Dallas-Ft Worth area, around Eulis. Does that help?

05-06-2004, 04:02 PM	#4
BlackWolf La Loba Loca Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Nor Cal Posts: 1,016	Finally a description of me!!!! As if you couldn't guess, I'm also IRISH ya'll.................. __________________ Does the noise in my head bother you??

05-06-2004, 10:02 PM	#5
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 39 Posts: 7,908	im irish 2!!! hey what funny is im drinking and reading this. lol. __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

05-07-2004, 09:50 AM	#10
BlackWolf La Loba Loca Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Nor Cal Posts: 1,016	Okay, okay, so I haven't slept and eaten much in three days, I was a little punchy yesterday and got a little silly. I had just talked to my friend in Texas and that's what they end almost every sentence with.... I guess I ya'lled too.........and yes, I am half Irish so.... __________________ Does the noise in my head bother you??

05-07-2004, 10:23 AM	#12
BlackWolf La Loba Loca Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Nor Cal Posts: 1,016	My last name is Spanish and I'm a quarter Spanish, a quarter Cherokee and half Irish. How's that for a combo?? __________________ Does the noise in my head bother you??

05-08-2004, 02:37 PM	#19
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 39 Posts: 7,908	^lol __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

05-06-2004, 01:22 PM	#1
Kool-Aid Posts: n/a	Preferences WHITE WOMEN: > First date: You get to kiss her goodnight. > Second date: You get to grope all over and make out. > Third date: You get to have sex but only in the missionary position. > > IRISH WOMEN: > First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. > Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex. > 20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex. > > ITALIAN WOMEN: First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive > restaurant. Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mama Mia makes > spaghetti & meatballs. Third Date: You have sex; she wants to marry > you & insists on a 3 carat > ring. > 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of > having sex. > 6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend. > > JEWISH WOMEN: > First Date: You get dynamite head. > Second Date: You get more great head. > Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again. > > CHINESE WOMEN: > First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing > happens. Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner, > nothing happens again. Third date: You don't even get to the third > date and you've already realized > nothing is going to happen again. > > INDIAN WOMEN: > First date: Meet her parents. > Second date: Set the date of the wedding. > Third date: Wedding night. > > BLACK WOMEN: > First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner. Second Date: > You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner. > Third Date: You get to pay her rent. > Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone else. > > MEXICAN WOMEN: > First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have > sex in the back of her car. > Second Date: She's pregnant. > Third Date: She moves in. One week later: her mother, father, his > girlfriend, two sisters, her brother, all their kids, her grandma, her > father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend > and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest > of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like it > belongs somewhere in the desert along the Rio Grande with chickens and > goats in the > front yard. > > DON'T YOU JUST LOVE IRISH WOMEN!!!

05-07-2004, 08:13 AM	#9
Kool-Aid Posts: n/a	Ok...I can say that I am neither of these characteristics...Im my own unique kind...ha ha ha...cain't nobody put me in a description...

05-07-2004, 10:13 AM	#11
Kool-Aid Posts: n/a	My last name is Scottish but I don't think I myself is scottish...

05-07-2004, 10:27 AM	#13
Kool-Aid Posts: n/a	I know I am mixed with somethings because of the way I look but I have no idea...I should try to find out. I could have some scottish...

05-10-2004, 10:40 AM	#22
Fatal070 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: New Castle , Pa Age: 41 Posts: 1,299	WOW.... that was great ahahha i loved it __________________

05-10-2004, 01:43 PM	#23
Kyle elyK Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: New Braunfels, TX Age: 39 Posts: 3,390	people in texas don't even say "ya'll" that often...actually...we usually make fun of people who say it..a lot of us here hate that __________________ IGNORE THE FACTS EXPLORE THE TRUTH

05-12-2004, 03:46 PM	#24
Kool-Aid Posts: n/a	So, is Texas considered southern? I know there's some kind of debate about that...

05-12-2004, 03:57 PM	#25
DsBlu01CivEX Registered User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: York Age: 45 Posts: 2,542	it's funny....i've said "y'all" on here numerous times and have never gotten shit for it. Do people really consider PA a "redneck" state??? Apparently some Cali people do...my sis moved out to Sac back around Christmas time, and when she went to the car rental place, they asked her if she wanted to "upgrade" from her compact/mid-sized that she ordered to a pick up truck. She told them no politely. I thought it was hilarious. __________________ "Oh, I have a goal. And it's to have no goals at all." http://www.myspace.com/kenike

05-12-2004, 04:01 PM	#26
BlackWolf La Loba Loca Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Nor Cal Posts: 1,016	He's from Dallas-Ft Worth area, around Eulis. Does that help? __________________ Does the noise in my head bother you??

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