Big Huge Giant masturbation thread (or Ben loves socks)

Originally posted by BlackWolf
Guys, guys, guys, it's not like that. I know what I smell like, taste like and what it looks like because I'm completely waxed. I certainly don't taste myself during or even right after my aunt visits, that's just gross. I like the way I taste and no I don't smell. Since, I am waxed, I tell you that choochies are not the most attactive thing on a woman. Ever heard the expression "eating a roast beef sandwich"?? Yeah, it's kinda like that, well at least mine is. As far as wiping my ass then smelling that, uh NO, that's a COMPLETELY different thing. No one is going to compare that to a choochie smell, well......, you know what I mean.....

what are you talking about your aunt visiting you?