The Perfect Guy

perfect man... hm...
im a goofball of sorts and i need a guy that can take a joke as well as give one...and they have to have a kick ass sense of humor... NO MOODSWINGS... well not too many... HAS to like going out to the clubs and bars... not to get smashed but to just CHILL... i need honesty... completely... i understand there is a line between honesty and telling your life story... but honesty is a key factor... uh what else...
i like shorter than 6' guys... im 5'8" myself and i just want a guy i can see "eye to eye" to... i like green eyes... and TWO eyebrows please... thats unibrow thing doesnt do it for me... i like big guys... not like john candy big... but i like a man w/ some muscles and some meat... i cant stand skinny rail thin guys... uh - perfect body would be abe on road rules.... i seen him in person and his bod is KILLER...

thats all... not TOOOO much to ask for...