Big Huge Giant masturbation thread (or Ben loves socks)

Ok....a few things here.

1. I don't understand the whole pearl neclace thing.
2. Masturbating in front of a woman can be an exciting part of foreplay, just as her masturbating in front of me can be an exciting part.
3. After watching a woman masturbate for....say....a few seconds, I just want to jump her bones.
4. There isn't much more sexy than a woman who likes to swallow cum. Sorry if you're not into that, but it's just super sexy. And I don't even know why.....it just is to me. Maybe I'm into the health thing, protein and all? Haha. But I'd much rather do my bizniz in an orifice than elsewhere.
5. Cuddling before and/or after sex is fun. In fact, cuddling is fun, period.
6. Touching/kissing a womanl after ejaculation, or whatever,.....seriously, grow up, deal with it. I have no problem kissing a girl who has sucked me or just taken my cum in her mouth......whoopdy frikkin doo, kissing is fun, sex is fun, why complicate it with boyish aprehensiveness?
7. Eating women is FUN!

Those are the basics.

b