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12-10-2003, 02:53 AM

My work experience is a little different than some of the questions. Ah yes, viva la red lobster!!!

>IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell;
>AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 4'x4' area with dishwashers, bakers, backup cooks, and managers constantly getting in your way at the most inopportune times.

>IN PRISON... you get three meals a day;
>AT WORK... you can get a meal...if you pay for it!

>IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you;
>AT WORK... the back door is locked with an alarm. To get it opened to run the grease out a manager has to open the door for you. Typically absurd amounts of whining are common with the managers for having to do this,

IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games;
>AT WORK... you get fired for...swearing.

IN PRISON... you get your own toilet;
>AT WORK... the fry cook cleans the toilets and never gets time to use them.

But cheer up, because
>IN PRISON... you have to stay all the time.
>AT WORK...you get called in all the time to fry even though the douche bag store manager said they don't actually need a fry cook on the line. Explain that one to me.

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12-10-2003, 02:53 AM	#1
Loki Posts: n/a	My work experience is a little different than some of the questions. Ah yes, viva la red lobster!!! >IN PRISON... you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell; >AT WORK... you spend the majority of your time in a 4'x4' area with dishwashers, bakers, backup cooks, and managers constantly getting in your way at the most inopportune times. >IN PRISON... you get three meals a day; >AT WORK... you can get a meal...if you pay for it! >IN PRISON... the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you; >AT WORK... the back door is locked with an alarm. To get it opened to run the grease out a manager has to open the door for you. Typically absurd amounts of whining are common with the managers for having to do this, IN PRISON... you can watch TV and play games; >AT WORK... you get fired for...swearing. IN PRISON... you get your own toilet; >AT WORK... the fry cook cleans the toilets and never gets time to use them. But cheer up, because >IN PRISON... you have to stay all the time. >AT WORK...you get called in all the time to fry even though the douche bag store manager said they don't actually need a fry cook on the line. Explain that one to me.