2 Fast 2 Furious

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I've got a theory about people with tons of flashy shit on their cars...you know...tons of chrome (not just wheels, but rocker panel moldings, wheels well flares, door handles, etc.), neons, nipple lights (windshield squirter lights), and all that. I think it's proof of lower intelligence. You ever give something shiny to an animal? Ever notice how amazed they are with it? I think it's the same with people because it's always no class jackasses that slap on a ton of chrome and blinking lights (import or domestic). They just scream "hey...look at me...please...somebody" and I truely believe it's a subconscious cry for help. It's the same as buying a bright yellow car (or, as I like to call it, small penis yellow). But hey...I could be wrong.