ROFL!!! What dumbasses!

I was over my friend Jay's house and he was having all sorts of people over and my best friend shows up there. She drove. She then proceeds to get really wasted so I tell her that I will take her home with me because she shouldn't be driving. So as we're leaving she tells me that she needs to get stuff out of her car and she then goes outside and comes back in and claims that she must be really wasted because she didn't even drive there. However, she really did. Turns out she forgot to put her car in park and it rolled down my friends hill down into the neighbors yard and into a swingset. If the swingset wasn't there, it would have went into the house.