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03-17-2003, 10:35 AM
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Rake
>A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man
>realizes that he can't find the rake. He yells up to his wife, Where is the >rake?" > >She can't hear him and shouts back, "What?" > >The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee and finally makes a >raking motion. > >The wife is not sure and says, "What?" and the man repeats his gestures - >"EYE-KNEE-THE RAKE" > >The wife replies that she understands and signals back - she first points to >her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her butt, and >finally to her crotch. > >Well, there is no way the man can even come close on that one. > >Exasperated, he goes upstairs and asks her "What the heck was that?" > >She replies, "EYE - LEFT TIT - BEHIND - THE BUSH" |
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03-17-2003, 10:37 AM
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Repost Wagon
Join Date: Dec 2001
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LMFAO
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03-17-2003, 10:53 AM
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Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze!
Join Date: May 2002
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LOL that was good
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03-17-2003, 12:30 PM
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lol
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03-17-2003, 01:38 PM
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Join Date: Aug 2001
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Ahahaha
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