So I f*cked up

[Duckydos]

I am going to try to salvage this thread with a joke:

A man walks up to a woman in his office each day, stands very close to her, draws in a large breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can't stand it any longer! The woman goes into her supervisor's office. Tells him what the coworker does, and that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit against the man.

The supervisor is puzzled by this and asks, "What's sexually threatening about a coworker telling you your hair smells nice?"

The woman replies...."He's a midget!"

Thank you, thanks, you're too kind. I'll be here all week.
-Ducky