A Crappy Date (A True Story)

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Originally posted by msvtec14
Guys, you'll probably all get mad at me for saying this...but, that's what he gets for trying to fart and get away with it at the dinner table. If I was ever out to dinner and all of a sudden it smelled like someone ripped ass, I would automatically suspect the person sitting at the table with me. ESPECIALLY if it was really strong. Think about it. If you're right near someone and they do that, it's really bad. But, if you catch a faint whiff of one then that means that someone farther away probably did it and you're catching it thinned out by the air. And for him to do that AT THE TABLE. That could have created the "Dutch Oven" effect.

Hey sometimes you can't supress it. Everything below the waste has a mind of their own. We have no control over that area.