help with eng paper QUICKLY

Originally posted by silver
"Prepare yourself for the experience that is Chris. A life loved with the obedience of a doggy with a fluffy tail. See Chris, with his hair in the wind, his baggy pants flailing, his coke in hand. See him, experience him, be him, Chris"

you have to take these things as non serious as possible. be stupid, this is your chance to break the ice with everyone.

And what kind of mind altering drug are you on right now?