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06-24-2004, 01:16 AM
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Join Date: Sep 2001
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Age: 43
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National Holidays
Ok...so it's seems like everything has a national holiday these days. Sure, maybe it's not observed, but you know some fucker knows it's National Locust Day or something like that. So let's here some ideas...what ocassion/event/thing should have it's own day?
As for myself...I'd do something to promote sexually transmitted disease awareness. Maybe something like National "I think I gave you AIDS" Day or National Chlamydia Is Not A Flower Day. On these days you would be obligated to call people who you slept with before you found out you had an STD. It'd be great...just hang out at the phone company and watch the switchboards light up and laugh at other people's misfortunes. 
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