National Holidays
 

Ok...so it's seems like everything has a national holiday these days. Sure, maybe it's not observed, but you know some fucker knows it's National Locust Day or something like that. So let's here some ideas...what ocassion/event/thing should have it's own day?

As for myself...I'd do something to promote sexually transmitted disease awareness. Maybe something like National "I think I gave you AIDS" Day or National Chlamydia Is Not A Flower Day. On these days you would be obligated to call people who you slept with before you found out you had an STD. It'd be great...just hang out at the phone company and watch the switchboards light up and laugh at other people's misfortunes.:thumbsup:

Oh man you have a great idea there...

national shut the fuck up day

That'd be so sweet. You could just scream "shut the fuck up!" at people and then blame it on the day. Mwahahaha

or have everyone just be quiet and quit bitching for once, the old guy i work for just called my house at midnight and woke my family up because he couldnt find his kitty food in a can and he didnt have his teeth on, so despite waking everyone up he had to ramble on for 10 minutes about stuff i couldnt understand, this is the last month i work for him:pukey

The Great American Smoke UP day :) :yes: :)

national stop being a d!ck day...

Everyone has to stop screwing one another (in a bad way)... and stop being a$$holes to everyone else...

Maybe... JUST MAYBE... do something nice for someone else.

national honda day ;) seriously some "national" days are right off the wall

Re: National Holidays
 

That...without a doubt...is the funniest shit I've read in a while.....:D

How about National Poonanny Day? Wait a minute, I think they already had that back in the 60's, it was called Woodstock.......

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I aim to please. May I also suggest National I Like It When You Die Day?