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ebpda9 · 05-01-2003, 02:08 AM

DINNER CONVERSATION GONE BAD!
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: - - - silence - -

HUSBAND: "Shit."

94_AcCoRd_EX · 05-01-2003, 04:04 AM

Lol, a classic

05-01-2003, 10:57 AM

Ahhhh haaaaaaaaaa. I didn't get it right away.

ShEaNy · 05-01-2003, 07:55 PM

BAHAHAHAHAHA

autocrossthugg · 05-01-2003, 08:02 PM

LMAO, heard it b4, but it's always nice to relive a classic.

pimpinprelude · 05-01-2003, 08:43 PM

hahahah

05-01-2003, 10:46 PM

heard it before but still funny

05-02-2003, 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by autocrossthugg
LMAO, heard it b4, but it's always nice to relive a classic.

Exactly!

I laugh my ass off every time I read that lol

CD5Passion · 05-02-2003, 06:58 PM

nice made for a good laugh

05-03-2003, 05:37 PM

that was great

05-01-2003, 02:08 AM	#1
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 45 Posts: 17,266	Conversation gone bad DINNER CONVERSATION GONE BAD! WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)." HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: - - - silence - - HUSBAND: "Shit." __________________

05-01-2003, 04:04 AM	#2
94_AcCoRd_EX Insomniac Moderator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: OR Age: 44 Posts: 11,142	Lol, a classic __________________ 1994 Accord EX coupe --Need hosting for your pics on HST? PM me...--

05-01-2003, 08:02 PM	#5
autocrossthugg 2nd Gear Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: McKinleyville CA. Age: 60 Posts: 205	LMAO, heard it b4, but it's always nice to relive a classic. __________________ Ground Control Coil-overs Eibach springs Tokico Struts(Illumina front & HD rear) Suspension Techniques Anti-Sway Bars (f&r) SPC Camber Kits (f&r) Front Upper Strut Bar Rear Lower Bar Borbet Type B rims w/Falken Azenis for autocross Kosei K-1 rims w/Yokohama AVS-ES100 for street 3-point Sparco Harness

05-02-2003, 06:58 PM	#9
CD5Passion Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Santa Barbara, California Age: 39 Posts: 5,446	nice made for a good laugh __________________

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05-01-2003, 10:57 AM	#3
msvtec14 Posts: n/a	Ahhhh haaaaaaaaaa. I didn't get it right away.

05-01-2003, 07:55 PM	#4
ShEaNy Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Winnipeg, MB Age: 41 Posts: 3,821	BAHAHAHAHAHA

05-01-2003, 08:43 PM	#6
pimpinprelude Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Atlanta Age: 38 Posts: 1,325	hahahah

05-01-2003, 10:46 PM	#7
JamieS697 Posts: n/a	heard it before but still funny

05-03-2003, 05:37 PM	#10
Shot 2 Hel Posts: n/a	that was great