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ebpda9 05-01-2003 01:08 AM

Conversation gone bad
 
DINNER CONVERSATION GONE BAD!
WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"
WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."
WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."
WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face)."

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).
WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"
WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."
WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."
WIFE: - - - silence - -

HUSBAND: "Shit."

94_AcCoRd_EX 05-01-2003 03:04 AM

Lol, a classic :D

msvtec14 05-01-2003 09:57 AM

Ahhhh haaaaaaaaaa. I didn't get it right away.

ShEaNy 05-01-2003 06:55 PM

BAHAHAHAHAHA

autocrossthugg 05-01-2003 07:02 PM

LMAO, heard it b4, but it's always nice to relive a classic.

pimpinprelude 05-01-2003 07:43 PM

hahahah

JamieS697 05-01-2003 09:46 PM

heard it before but still funny:yes:

juvenile 05-01-2003 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by autocrossthugg
LMAO, heard it b4, but it's always nice to relive a classic.

Exactly! :D I laugh my ass off every time I read that lol :D

CD5Passion 05-02-2003 05:58 PM

nice made for a good laugh

Shot 2 Hel 05-03-2003 04:37 PM

that was great


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