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Accord Man · 07-29-2003, 11:24 PM

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year,
and so we decided to get married. My parent helped us in every
way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend?
She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed,
and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective
sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts
and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend
down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant
view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did
it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when
I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married,
and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me
that she wanted to make love to me just once before
I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total
shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to
my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just
come up and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties
and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there
for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I
opened the door and stepped out of the house, making a mad-dash
straight for my car. My future in-laws were standing outside.
With tears in their eyes. They hugged me and said, "We are very
happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is: always keep your condoms in your
car.

07-30-2003, 12:50 AM

Haha I heard a version much similar to this except it was with a milf mom instead of a younger sister. Everything else is the same though. Nice one hehe

ebpda9 · 07-30-2003, 12:53 AM

oldie but a goodie

CD5Passion · 07-30-2003, 09:00 AM

I must have been living under a rock because I've never heard that one before, but it is a great one it made me chuckle

mylittlecivic · 07-31-2003, 12:46 AM

lol i hadn't heard it either

Duckydos · 07-31-2003, 07:32 AM

I don't get it....

thermal · 07-31-2003, 12:10 PM

LOL.... that is some funny stuff!

h0udini-2k7 · 07-31-2003, 01:14 PM

omg that is great!!!

94_AcCoRd_EX · 07-31-2003, 02:11 PM

Ahaha that's a good one

Racing Rice · 08-01-2003, 07:03 AM

I dated a girl with a hot younger sister once.. Its painful..:o

Thats what makes this story even funnier!

07-29-2003, 11:24 PM	#1
Accord Man THE GENERAL Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Earth (usually) Age: 42 Posts: 5,698	It's an old one... but I still love it! I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parent helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house, making a mad-dash straight for my car. My future in-laws were standing outside. With tears in their eyes. They hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." The moral of this story is: always keep your condoms in your car. __________________ HondaStyle.com Babysitter's Club Member #0 Soon to be >Dr Max Immuh<

07-30-2003, 12:53 AM	#3
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 44 Posts: 17,266	oldie but a goodie __________________

07-30-2003, 09:00 AM	#4
CD5Passion Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Santa Barbara, California Age: 38 Posts: 5,446	I must have been living under a rock because I've never heard that one before, but it is a great one it made me chuckle __________________

07-31-2003, 07:32 AM	#6
Duckydos Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Orlando, FL Age: 40 Posts: 1,048	I don't get it.... __________________ Had an Accord. Then I had something European. Now I have an SCCA Solo-II monster!

07-31-2003, 12:10 PM	#7
thermal Banning Machine Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: My Garage, Va. Posts: 5,547	LOL.... that is some funny stuff! __________________ Project Teg Visit the Turbo Forum

07-30-2003, 12:50 AM	#2
juvenile Posts: n/a	Haha I heard a version much similar to this except it was with a milf mom instead of a younger sister. Everything else is the same though. Nice one hehe

07-31-2003, 01:14 PM	#8
h0udini-2k7 1st Gear Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: South Carolina Age: 39 Posts: 65	omg that is great!!! __________________ AEM CAI Konig Spec 17's Apex'i N1 full PowerTech 4-2-1 Eclipse indash 7" DVD 2 12in Alpine Type R's Carbon fiber Tails R33 Front Bumper Buddy Club sides/rear DAD Racing Seats White Face Guage Eibach Sportline Springs

07-31-2003, 02:11 PM	#9
94_AcCoRd_EX Insomniac Moderator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: OR Age: 43 Posts: 11,142	Ahaha that's a good one __________________ 1994 Accord EX coupe --Need hosting for your pics on HST? PM me...--

08-01-2003, 07:03 AM	#10
Racing Rice Project Combat Honda Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Highland,OH Age: 45 Posts: 7,985	I dated a girl with a hot younger sister once.. Its painful..:o Thats what makes this story even funnier! __________________ Racing Rice

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