HSTuners - It's an old one... but I still love it!

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year,
and so we decided to get married. My parent helped us in every
way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend?
She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed,
and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective
sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts
and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend
down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant
view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did
it when she was near anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come
over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when
I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married,
and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me
that she wanted to make love to me just once before
I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total
shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to
my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just
come up and get me."

I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties
and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there
for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I
opened the door and stepped out of the house, making a mad-dash
straight for my car. My future in-laws were standing outside.
With tears in their eyes. They hugged me and said, "We are very
happy that you have passed our little test.
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."

The moral of this story is: always keep your condoms in your
car.