some good jokes

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Q: Why did God create yeast infections?
A: So women would know what it’s like to live with an irritating shit once in a while.

Q: What do 54,000 abused women every year have in common?
A: They don’t fucking listen.

Q: What is the definition of “making love”?
A: Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her.

Q: What’s the difference between a woman and a sheep?
A: The sheep doesn’t get upset if you screw her sister.

Q: How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
A: Marry it.

Q: What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Q: Why do men pay more for car insurance?
A: Because women don’t get blow jobs while they’re driving.

Q: What’s the difference between mayonnaise and semen?
A: Mayonnaise doesn’t hit the back of a girl’s throat at thirty miles and hour.

Q: What’s a mixed feeling?
A: When you see your mother-in-law backing off cliff in your new car.

Q: What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob?
A: You know she'll swallow.

Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.

Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

Q: How do the little boys at Michael Jackson's ranch know when it's bedtime?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand….

Q: Why is divorce so expensive?
A: Because it's worth it.