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some good jokes
Check this out: (sorry some kinda graphic)
Q: Why did God create yeast infections? A: So women would know what it’s like to live with an irritating shit once in a while. Q: What do 54,000 abused women every year have in common? A: They don’t fucking listen. Q: What is the definition of “making love”? A: Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her. Q: What’s the difference between a woman and a sheep? A: The sheep doesn’t get upset if you screw her sister. Q: How do you turn a fox into an elephant? A: Marry it. Q: What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q: Why do men pay more for car insurance? A: Because women don’t get blow jobs while they’re driving. Q: What’s the difference between mayonnaise and semen? A: Mayonnaise doesn’t hit the back of a girl’s throat at thirty miles and hour. Q: What’s a mixed feeling? A: When you see your mother-in-law backing off cliff in your new car. Q: What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex? A: Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak. Q: What's so good about an Ethiopian blowjob? A: You know she'll swallow. Q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife? A: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry. Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball? A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball. Q: How do the little boys at Michael Jackson's ranch know when it's bedtime? A: When the big hand touches the little hand…. Q: Why is divorce so expensive? A: Because it's worth it. |
bwahahahaha my kind of jokes..hahaha.
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Nice.:thumbsup:
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i thought youd like em!! ;) |
ok the first one got me laughing so hard. Though I've never had a gf get an infection like that, or for that matter any infection. So I'm out of the loop on these but I get the impression from some tv spots i've seen over the years its a big problem for women.
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for real thats what im saying!!
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