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Old 01-23-2003, 10:49 PM   #1
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funny equation

I know some of yall have seen this, but Im sure some havent, so here goes...

Women = Time


Time = Money


Money = Root of all evil


Therefore, by transitive property


Women = Root of all evil


Just something I remembered tonight as I was bored, thought I'd share...[b]
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Old 01-23-2003, 10:52 PM   #2
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Old 01-23-2003, 11:13 PM   #3
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it makes sense
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Old 01-23-2003, 11:43 PM   #4
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that in many cases is very TRUE!
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Old 01-23-2003, 11:45 PM   #5
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Old 01-24-2003, 12:08 AM   #6
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Old 01-24-2003, 12:10 AM   #7
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Old 01-24-2003, 12:26 AM   #8
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oh my god.. I read this 8 years ago..

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Old 01-24-2003, 12:27 AM   #9
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Old 01-24-2003, 02:06 AM   #10
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oh my god.. I read this 8 years ago..



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Old 01-24-2003, 07:09 AM   #11
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LOL but it's older than me
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Old 01-24-2003, 08:18 AM   #12
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What about:

Woman = Companionship

Companionship = Sex

Therefor:

No Woman = a lot of masterbating and being alone

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Old 01-24-2003, 08:42 AM   #13
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Old 01-24-2003, 11:34 AM   #14
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What about:

Woman = Companionship

Companionship = Sex

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No Woman = a lot of masterbating and being alone



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Old 01-24-2003, 02:09 PM   #15
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:picture of the old guy stading in the middle of no where on the phone saying even ive herd this one:
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Old 01-24-2003, 02:57 PM   #16
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Chris, you going into the business of painting mental pictures or what?
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Old 01-24-2003, 02:58 PM   #17
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nah... im just lazy
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Old 01-24-2003, 05:12 PM   #18
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LOL every time I read that I laugh my ass off!
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Old 01-24-2003, 06:08 PM   #19
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Re: funny equation

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Women = Root of all evil




*stands with arms crossed and tapping foot VERY impatiently* thanks guys...I feel the love
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Old 01-25-2003, 12:55 AM   #20
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um... ... some women... aren't... as evil...
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Old 01-25-2003, 01:01 AM   #21
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um... ... some women... aren't... as evil...
bahhhh.......
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Old 01-25-2003, 01:13 AM   #22
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um... ... some women... aren't... as evil...

oh wait... yeah... yeah they are, actually...
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Old 01-25-2003, 10:26 AM   #23
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Re: Re: funny equation

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*stands with arms crossed and tapping foot VERY impatiently* thanks guys...I feel the love

see look shes gonna start a fight
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Old 01-25-2003, 05:45 PM   #24
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Re: Re: Re: funny equation

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see look shes gonna start a fight


I'm not tryin to start a fight...I don't say shitty stuff about guys....like they all suck ass or something like that.
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Old 01-25-2003, 05:55 PM   #25
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heres another one.........


Math on the female population:

30% of girls are "easy"
40% of girls are bitches, mental, or both
20% are obsessed with wealth / materialism
the remaining 10% are NORMAL

Ok, now from the normal 10 % of the female population

90% are not-attractive
10% are attractive

From this, we can determine, 1% of the female population is worthy of being on earth.

How could I forget the best part?
100% of the female population think they fall in this 1%
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Old 01-25-2003, 05:59 PM   #26
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Old 01-25-2003, 07:45 PM   #27
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heres another one.........


Math on the female population:

30% of girls are "easy"
40% of girls are bitches, mental, or both
20% are obsessed with wealth / materialism
the remaining 10% are NORMAL

Ok, now from the normal 10 % of the female population

90% are not-attractive
10% are attractive

From this, we can determine, 1% of the female population is worthy of being on earth.

How could I forget the best part?
100% of the female population think they fall in this 1%


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Old 01-26-2003, 12:43 AM   #28
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the truth shall set cha free ma sista. release the demons within ya, and let jeeeeezus free yo bodaya. lol. just jokes. see? she takes it wrong. just joking.
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Old 01-26-2003, 01:02 AM   #29
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