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Wren57 01-23-2003 10:49 PM

funny equation
 
I know some of yall have seen this, but Im sure some havent, so here goes...

Women = Time


Time = Money


Money = Root of all evil


Therefore, by transitive property


Women = Root of all evil


Just something I remembered tonight as I was bored, thought I'd share...[b]

Rob 01-23-2003 10:52 PM

Amen mah brother! :bow:

firstgeardude 01-23-2003 11:13 PM

it makes sense

RU_Teg 01-23-2003 11:43 PM

that in many cases is very TRUE!:paranoid:

94_AcCoRd_EX 01-23-2003 11:45 PM

Hehe

a96710 01-24-2003 12:08 AM

lol

pdiggitydogg 01-24-2003 12:10 AM

= Fact

Accord Man 01-24-2003 12:26 AM

oh my god.. I read this 8 years ago..

:crazy:

JamieS697 01-24-2003 12:27 AM

:yes:

ShagginJet 01-24-2003 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Accord Man
oh my god.. I read this 8 years ago..

:crazy:



^
welcome to last decade.

ebpda9 01-24-2003 07:09 AM

LOL but it's older than me ;)

Racing Rice 01-24-2003 08:18 AM

What about:

Woman = Companionship

Companionship = Sex

Therefor:

No Woman = a lot of masterbating and being alone

:D :D :D

DJWURM 01-24-2003 08:42 AM

no money=no honey

RU_Teg 01-24-2003 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Racing Rice
What about:

Woman = Companionship

Companionship = Sex

Therefor:

No Woman = a lot of masterbating and being alone

:D :D :D



LMAO:D

ChrisCantSkate 01-24-2003 02:09 PM

:picture of the old guy stading in the middle of no where on the phone saying even ive herd this one:

Racing Rice 01-24-2003 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by ChrisCantSkate
:picture of the old guy stading in the middle of no where on the phone saying even ive herd this one:


Chris, you going into the business of painting mental pictures or what? ;) :D

ChrisCantSkate 01-24-2003 02:58 PM

nah... im just lazy

juvenile 01-24-2003 05:12 PM

LOL every time I read that I laugh my ass off! :yes:

DsBlu01CivEX 01-24-2003 06:08 PM

Re: funny equation
 
Quote:

Originally posted by highlander
Women = Root of all evil





*stands with arms crossed and tapping foot VERY impatiently* thanks guys...I feel the love:paranoid: :moon:

Wren57 01-25-2003 12:55 AM

um... :bandit: ... some women... aren't... as evil...

Rob 01-25-2003 01:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by highlander
um... :bandit: ... some women... aren't... as evil...
bahhhh....... :yuck:

Wren57 01-25-2003 01:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by highlander
um... :bandit: ... some women... aren't... as evil...

oh wait... yeah... yeah they are, actually...

ChrisCantSkate 01-25-2003 10:26 AM

Re: Re: funny equation
 
Quote:

Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX
*stands with arms crossed and tapping foot VERY impatiently* thanks guys...I feel the love:paranoid: :moon:

see look shes gonna start a fight :D

DsBlu01CivEX 01-25-2003 05:45 PM

Re: Re: Re: funny equation
 
Quote:

Originally posted by ChrisCantSkate
see look shes gonna start a fight :D


I'm not tryin to start a fight...I don't say shitty stuff about guys....like they all suck ass or something like that.

Civickid0to60 01-25-2003 05:55 PM

heres another one.........


Math on the female population:

30% of girls are "easy"
40% of girls are bitches, mental, or both
20% are obsessed with wealth / materialism
the remaining 10% are NORMAL

Ok, now from the normal 10 % of the female population

90% are not-attractive
10% are attractive

From this, we can determine, 1% of the female population is worthy of being on earth.

How could I forget the best part?
100% of the female population think they fall in this 1%

RU_Teg 01-25-2003 05:59 PM

^ LOL:yes:

DsBlu01CivEX 01-25-2003 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Civickid0to60
heres another one.........


Math on the female population:

30% of girls are "easy"
40% of girls are bitches, mental, or both
20% are obsessed with wealth / materialism
the remaining 10% are NORMAL

Ok, now from the normal 10 % of the female population

90% are not-attractive
10% are attractive

From this, we can determine, 1% of the female population is worthy of being on earth.

How could I forget the best part?
100% of the female population think they fall in this 1%



:no: :no: :no: *sigh*

Civickid0to60 01-26-2003 12:43 AM

the truth shall set cha free ma sista. release the demons within ya, and let jeeeeezus free yo bodaya. lol. just jokes. see? she takes it wrong. just joking.

pdiggitydogg 01-26-2003 01:02 AM

she knows...she doesnt approve


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