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07-02-2003, 11:17 AM
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The 3 phases of boobs
A young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After sixty, they are like onions." "Onions?" "Yes. See them, and they make you cry."
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07-02-2003, 02:37 PM
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yeah, its that big |
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07-02-2003, 02:55 PM
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:o
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07-02-2003, 03:48 PM
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It's humurously revolting. :
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07-02-2003, 03:50 PM
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if only they were sauteed(sp?) onions...MMMM!
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07-02-2003, 04:21 PM
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Eh, this one was a lil more dry than the penis one.
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07-03-2003, 12:53 AM
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yeah just a bit
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07-03-2003, 01:17 AM
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i dont want pears or onions
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07-03-2003, 03:34 AM
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ROFLMFAO!!!
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07-04-2003, 01:15 PM
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me either Anna!!!
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07-07-2003, 04:43 AM
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Lmao...that's great.
Like fried eggs nailed to a wall...that's a better visual. And don't worry ladies...just enjoy them (and let others enjoy them) while they're still pointing up. 
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07-17-2003, 03:28 AM
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at the beginning of the joke, i was like "this is the best joke ever!" then towards the end,
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07-17-2003, 09:52 AM
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Ouch baby... very ouch~!!
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