The 3 phases of boobs
 

A young man asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of breasts are there?"
The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, there are three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After sixty, they are like onions."
"Onions?"
"Yes. See them, and they make you cry."

:no: :o :no: :paranoid:

:o :paranoid: :pukey

It's humurously revolting. ::D then:pukey

if only they were sauteed(sp?) onions...MMMM!

Eh, this one was a lil more dry than the penis one.

yeah just a bit

i dont want pears or onions;( ;(

ROFLMFAO!!!

me either Anna!!!:no: ;( :no: ;( :no: ;(

Lmao...that's great.

Like fried eggs nailed to a wall...that's a better visual.

And don't worry ladies...just enjoy them (and let others enjoy them) while they're still pointing up. :yes:

at the beginning of the joke, i was like "this is the best joke ever!" then towards the end, :no:

Ouch baby... very ouch~!!:pukey