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01-07-2005, 09:41 AM
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Mind Blowing
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: Cloud 69
Age: 44
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Favorite "your momma" jokes
Well post'em up.
I like Your momma's so fat when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips..bwahaha...
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01-07-2005, 11:11 AM
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Banning Machine
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: My Garage, Va.
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ha ha ha ha....
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01-07-2005, 03:43 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Winnipeg, MB
Age: 40
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Yo mommys such a hoe..she can suck the chrome off a trailor hitch....
 BTW they dont have to be fat jokes do they lol...cause mines not  meh |
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01-07-2005, 06:47 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: West Coast
Age: 38
Posts: 2,244
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I never know any cliche jokes. This makes me feel left out.
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01-07-2005, 08:22 PM
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Banned
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: The stixx
Age: 38
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Your mommas so pour when I walked in her house the roaches tripped me and took my wallet
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me from another forum (im the top geekz0r) the geekz0r (11:03:46 PM): basicly, look at it this way...the 6speed is the same is the 5speed in 2,3,4,5,and 6...only the speeds are different because of the fd the geekz0r (11:04:16 PM): so 2nd pulls like 1st in the 5speed, 3rd is like 2nd, etc. PortugeeTex (11:04:26 PM): so whats 1st like then? the geekz0r (11:04:49 PM): 1st is like hitting a cheeta in the ass with a tazer PortugeeTex (11:04:53 PM): lmfao |
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01-07-2005, 08:55 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: Feb 2002
Age: 39
Posts: 2,856
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Yo momma so fat when she walks across the room the radio skips.
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yeah, its that big |
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01-08-2005, 01:09 AM
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1st Gear
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: Spokane, WA
Age: 37
Posts: 64
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Yo momma's so fat when a school bus drives by she yells "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!!"
anyone? no  
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01-11-2005, 12:49 AM
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2nd Gear
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: McKinleyville CA.
Age: 59
Posts: 205
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Your mamma is so fat, her shadow weighs 60 lbs.
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