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Old 11-16-2006, 03:28 PM   #1
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thing you can only say during thanksgiving

1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. That's one terrific spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you stick it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!


plus if indians would have killed at cat, we would be eating pussy instead! haha
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Old 11-16-2006, 03:59 PM   #2
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that's funny, but it has been around the net for a while
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Old 11-16-2006, 07:58 PM   #3
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What hasn't man?

But really it's funny and something good to post at thanksgiving
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Old 11-17-2006, 04:14 AM   #4
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i'm thankful for bud light and 40oz.
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Old 11-17-2006, 11:29 AM   #5
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What hasn't man?

But really it's funny and something good to post at thanksgiving

Actually...it's not really that funny. I mean...most of that stuff can be said in numerous situations at any given time of year. Not "only at thanksgiving".
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Do you really have to bring everyone down, all the time, Steve?
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Old 11-17-2006, 04:08 PM   #7
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Old 11-17-2006, 04:10 PM   #8
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Old 11-17-2006, 04:52 PM   #9
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Do you really have to bring everyone down, all the time, Steve?

Well...no...it's just not funny. I mean c'mon...like it'd be inappropriate to say "Are you ready for seconds yet?" any other time of the year? Putting it in a mildly sexual context doesn't mean it's automatically funny.
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Old 11-19-2006, 12:55 AM   #11
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The Native American's actually didn't feast on turkey for Thanksgiving. It's just the storyline. They had fish as their main course.
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Well...no...it's just not funny. I mean c'mon...like it'd be inappropriate to say "Are you ready for seconds yet?" any other time of the year? Putting it in a mildly sexual context doesn't mean it's automatically funny.

i think its more of not trying to bring everything down all the time and if you dont like something or dont find it funny sometimes the best thing to do is not ruin everyone elses fun
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Old 11-19-2006, 11:35 AM   #13
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i think its more of not trying to bring everything down all the time and if you dont like something or dont find it funny sometimes the best thing to do is not ruin everyone elses fun

Holy shit. Again...WHAT FUN? If I posted a "chicken crossed the road" joke, would you pretend it was funny? If you would, I hate you (because none of those jokes are funny...period). All I said is that it's not funny. "0h N0z! hE $@1D 1t'$ n0T t3h fuNNy!!". Who cares? Does that alter your perception of the "joke" (and I have never used that term more loosely)? Jesus...what the fuck is wrong with you people? Learn to accept another person's opinion.
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do you know why the chicken crossed the road?
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do you know why the chicken crossed the road?
to get to the other side?
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Old 11-19-2006, 04:28 PM   #16
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Holy shit. Again...WHAT FUN? If I posted a "chicken crossed the road" joke, would you pretend it was funny? If you would, I hate you (because none of those jokes are funny...period). All I said is that it's not funny. "0h N0z! hE $@1D 1t'$ n0T t3h fuNNy!!". Who cares? Does that alter your perception of the "joke" (and I have never used that term more loosely)? Jesus...what the fuck is wrong with you people? Learn to accept another person's opinion.

i wouldnt pretend its funny, but i wouldnt jump in and cut it down. thats my point. dont like it? no problem, just dont ruin the thread cause you dont like it
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Old 11-20-2006, 07:53 AM   #18
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I say a lot of those things all of the time.

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Actually...it's not really that funny. I mean...most of that stuff can be said in numerous situations at any given time of year. Not "only at thanksgiving". Besides, I like to be a douche bag and piss in everyone's cheerios.

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Ohhhhh...you're so fucking funny.


Hahahahaha...go fuck your sister.
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i wouldnt pretend its funny, but i wouldnt jump in and cut it down. thats my point. dont like it? no problem, just dont ruin the thread cause you dont like it

Oh...ok...so you just have a problem with me posting my lone opinion amidst a sea of retarded "Duuuuuuuuuh....that's funny" opinions? Seems fair. Or...or...you could suck my cock. Your choice.
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Steve, do you have many real-life friends?

If not, maybe its your attitude.

If so, do they share this attitude?

If they do, its only because of your desperate cry for acceptance.

You don't have to answer these questions to us, but answer them to yourself.
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man, this is post turn to shit. im tired of this dr phil bullshit. none of you can change someone like dr phill. WE NEED DR PHILL!
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Steve, do you have many real-life friends?

If not, maybe its your attitude.

If so, do they share this attitude?

If they do, its only because of your desperate cry for acceptance.

You don't have to answer these questions to us, but answer them to yourself.

I'll address those in the order presented, Dear Abby:

Yes

Not a problem

Some of them

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Old 11-20-2006, 09:49 PM   #24
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come on guys it's his opinion, you can't hate him him for stating it. I didn't find any of those funny when it was first posted (and yes I, in fact, read the post before Steve posted) and I asked myself the same question "wait...can't you say half of those things anytime of the year?"
most of them are in fact childish attempts at inuendo.

let the man have his space to say what he wants.

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
(easter ring a bell?)
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
(anytime you actually bake anything)
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up
(toaster)
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!
(about anytime you actually see something bigger than you've ever seen it before)

give Steve a break guys. we are all one big happy family
if you don't like his opinion ignore it. simple as that.
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Hahahahaha...go fuck your sister.

I don't have one, I'll just fuck your mom instead.
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Dude...you live in Bumblescum, Ohio. i think you'll be fucking YOUR mom before you get anywhere near mine.
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Old 11-21-2006, 12:29 PM   #27
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You must really have a thing with doing your relatives don't you? It seems that it's always on your mind. If you need to talk I'm here for you Steve. It seems that you have a serious obsessions with incest that you need to work out. We are all a team here Steve, we can provide you with the moral support to get through this.
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