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04-27-2004, 06:27 PM
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Loving Husband
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> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A > > > > > > > cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free > > > > > > > speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room > > > > > > > stops to listen. > > > > > > > MAN: "Hello" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > MAN: "Yes" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful > > > > > > > leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > MAN: "Sure, ...go ahead if you like it that > > > > > > > much." > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes > > > > > > > dealership and saw the new 2004 models. I saw one I really >liked." > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > MAN: "How much?" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WOMAN: "$80,000" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with > > > > > > > all the options." > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....the > > > > > > > house we wanted last year is back on the market. > > > > > > > They're asking $950,000." > > > > > > > > > > > > > > MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an > > > > > > > offer, but just offer $900,000." > > > > > > > > > > > > > > WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you!" > > > > > > > > > > > > > > MAN: "Bye, I love you, too." > > > > > > > > > > > > > > The man hangs up. The other men in the locker > > > > > > > room are looking at him in astonishment. > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Then he asks: "Anyone know who this phone > > > > > > > belongs to?" |
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04-27-2004, 06:34 PM
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Ahaha
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04-27-2004, 06:41 PM
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04-27-2004, 07:13 PM
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Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze!
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LOL
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04-27-2004, 11:01 PM
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LMAO! That was great......
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04-27-2004, 11:16 PM
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LOL...I'd love to see the expression on the guy's face when he gets home
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04-28-2004, 12:09 AM
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oldie but a goodie
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04-28-2004, 12:37 AM
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>>>>>>Gotta love forwarded emails.
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04-28-2004, 12:56 AM
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haha i knew that was not his phone
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04-28-2004, 03:33 PM
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I thought he was rich old dude with a 20 year old wife or somethin....totally suprised me at the end...ha ha ha
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04-29-2004, 11:35 AM
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I wanna do that
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