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Old 01-22-2003, 11:13 AM   #1
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top 10 reasons to masterbate for peace

Top 10 Reasons to Masturbate for Peace

10. It's too cold to go outside and demonstrate
9. If I go blind they can't draft me
8. The walls need painting white anyway
7. This is my weapon...this is my gun...this one's for shootin....oh, never mind.
6. If you want it done right you have to do it yourself
5. All the lube will give me a baby-soft dork
4. It may be the only "peace" I'll be getting for a while
3. If I use my left hand, it feels like someone else has joined my cause
2. What else am I going to do with the 80 GB of porn on my PC?
1. Because I can't give myself a peace blowjob






this site is funny... they even include "materical" to help you in the cause
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Old 01-22-2003, 11:15 AM   #2
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the banners are funny
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Old 01-22-2003, 11:31 AM   #3
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LMAO... creative
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Old 01-22-2003, 11:41 AM   #4
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I think that about sums it up
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Old 01-22-2003, 01:59 PM   #5
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Old 01-22-2003, 02:20 PM   #6
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I THINK NUMBER 2 SUMS IT UP NICELY
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Old 01-22-2003, 02:27 PM   #7
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9 and 3 were my fav's... and the trout banner was my fav banner
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Old 01-22-2003, 08:11 PM   #8
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... and the trout banner was my fav banner

LMAO
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Old 01-22-2003, 08:36 PM   #9
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Old 01-22-2003, 09:15 PM   #10
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these were on the bumper sticker thing

Smack your Jack, not Iraq!
Don't grease the war machine, do yourself with Vaseline

That would be great to see on a car
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Old 01-22-2003, 10:26 PM   #11
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what site is that?


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Old 01-22-2003, 11:09 PM   #12
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it was on the banners... i forgot to post it
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Old 01-22-2003, 11:12 PM   #13
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very creative. they'll make a site for anything nowadays. funny as hell though...
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