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03-19-2003, 03:20 PM
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THE GENERAL
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Some funny answers to some stupid questions PG-13
Got this in an e-mail.. They're great!!
Q) What doesn't belong in this list: Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob? A)Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob. Q) Why does a penis have a hole in the end? A)So men can be open minded. Q) What's the speed limit of sex? A) 68 because at 69 you have to turn around. Q) What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common? A)The longer you play with them, the harder they get. Q) What's the difference between your paycheck and your dick? A)You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck! ! Q) Three words to ruin a man's ego... A)"Is it in?" Q) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy? A) A red headed ***** with a yeast infection. Q) What do you do with 365 used rubbers? A) Melt them down make a tire, and call it a Goodyear. Q) What does bungee jumping and hookers have in common? A)They both cost a hundred bucks and if the rubber breaks, you're screwed.
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03-19-2003, 03:49 PM
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Q) What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?
A) A red headed ***** with a yeast infection. ROFL! |
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03-19-2003, 04:19 PM
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Ahahahaha, that cracked me up
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03-19-2003, 04:33 PM
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ROFL.
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03-19-2003, 05:02 PM
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Re: Some funny answers to some stupid questions PG-13
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Liked those two the best |
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03-19-2003, 10:57 PM
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THE GENERAL
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I think these are pretty new.. First time I'm seing them..
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03-19-2003, 11:02 PM
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Repost Wagon
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LOL
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