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04-02-2003, 03:49 PM
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Three wishes
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog. The frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there is a condition to your wishes -- that whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times more or better!" The woman said, "That would be okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, women will flock to him like bees to honey." The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me. So, "KAZAM" -- she's the most beautiful woman in the world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That will be okay because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, "KAZAM"-she's the richest woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack." Moral of the story: Women are clever bitches. Don't mess with them. 
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04-02-2003, 03:56 PM
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Re: Three wishes
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F*CK YA! |
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04-02-2003, 04:37 PM
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Ahaha that's good
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04-02-2003, 07:47 PM
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Thats very good.I liked that
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04-05-2003, 06:21 PM
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dam.. i didnt see the ending coming lol.... clever bitches they are
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04-05-2003, 06:25 PM
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ggrrrrrrrr....no the real moral of the story is never trust a woman. They say one thing, look like they think another, but actually think something totally different.
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04-06-2003, 12:11 AM
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lol...yeah women are bitches.....................clever bitches...
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04-10-2003, 07:29 PM
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they're all bitches but only some are clever
 "You better learn that" Women are women.
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04-10-2003, 09:42 PM
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lofl
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04-10-2003, 11:02 PM
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lol |
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04-29-2003, 02:05 PM
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That was good one
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04-30-2003, 03:46 AM
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ROFLMFAO!!!
Now that was a classic joke |
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05-17-2003, 01:26 AM
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nice was not expecting that end at all
women..can't live with them, can't live without them
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05-21-2003, 06:11 PM
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I WIN! Look, it says I won!
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