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Old 01-21-2002, 05:47 PM   #1
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Things you'd say to your car and NOT your girlfriend

post things you would say to your car and not your girlfriend



"you can stay in the garage tonight"
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Old 01-21-2002, 06:03 PM   #2
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Re: Things you'd say to your car and NOT your girlfriend

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post things you would say to your car and not your girlfriend

"you can stay in the garage tonight"


"I need to lube this up a little..." :P
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Old 01-21-2002, 06:09 PM   #3
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haha
"you are fat"
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Old 01-21-2002, 06:11 PM   #4
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Old 01-21-2002, 07:07 PM   #5
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"She shifts much harder than you"
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Old 01-21-2002, 07:08 PM   #6
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i think i blew something
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Old 01-21-2002, 07:09 PM   #7
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i should of recorded that
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Old 01-21-2002, 07:18 PM   #8
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Old 01-21-2002, 07:32 PM   #9
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you're too heavy, need to strip some weight off..

Time for a tune-up.

You're my best investment yet..


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Old 01-21-2002, 07:33 PM   #10
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haha
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Old 01-21-2002, 09:17 PM   #11
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You're my best investment yet..
i can only image the reation you'd get..... hahaha


um......


im gonna start charging people for rides in you.
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Old 01-21-2002, 09:53 PM   #12
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i can only image the reation you'd get..... hahaha


um......


im gonna start charging people for rides in you.

hahahahahahah that was hella funny


hmm.... looks like you need a little body work
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Old 01-21-2002, 10:24 PM   #13
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one more quickie before we hang it up for the night
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Old 01-21-2002, 11:18 PM   #14
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"You'd look better shaved"
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Old 01-21-2002, 11:22 PM   #15
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"You'd look better shaved"

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Old 01-21-2002, 11:27 PM   #16
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that is good stuff people....
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Old 01-21-2002, 11:31 PM   #17
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You need a wash... and a wax!
Looking a little flat...we need to pump those up...
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Old 01-21-2002, 11:34 PM   #18
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"you have a lot of gas today"
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Old 01-22-2002, 12:39 AM   #19
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"You'd look alot better if you were a different color."



"Let me take those nuts off ya"
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Old 01-22-2002, 07:17 AM   #20
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hahaha
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Old 01-22-2002, 07:58 AM   #21
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Old 01-22-2002, 12:51 PM   #22
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"time to change the rear end up"
"youre the best ive ever had"-meaning it
"a little work and you'll be a trophy winner"
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Old 01-22-2002, 06:18 PM   #23
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ok, you need a wash, its been almost a week
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Old 01-22-2002, 06:24 PM   #24
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im gonna put some soap on you and leave u in the rain today (get-ro cash wash crew!)
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Old 01-22-2002, 06:28 PM   #25
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a couple more new parts and you'll go alot faster.
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Old 01-22-2002, 06:40 PM   #26
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"time for some new shoes"

"thank g0d i finnaly paid you off from your other owner"
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Old 01-22-2002, 07:14 PM   #27
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"im gonna let all my friends take you for a ride"
"you were worth every penny i paid"
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Old 01-22-2002, 07:23 PM   #28
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i think im gonna swap out your internals to make you work better.

why do u leak fluid if i run you hard?

i think you need better rubber so you dont slide around as much when i throw you into turns
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Old 01-22-2002, 11:34 PM   #29
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so far everything you guys have put, i would say to my girlfriend. such as... "you look better shaved" or "i think i blew something". maybe i only thing i would say to car and not girl is "wish you werent so heavy". I would never let my friends drive my car so i dont have to worry about that one. =]
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Old 01-23-2002, 12:24 AM   #30
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Ha- these are too funny. My lame ass can't think of any.
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Old 01-23-2002, 01:10 AM   #31
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Here we go again, troubleshooting (ohh wait this is not that funny)
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Old 01-23-2002, 08:04 AM   #32
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"You smell better then the day I got you"

"Your to rich"

"I need to increase the air flow"

"Damn you have an exhaust leak"
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Old 01-23-2002, 12:28 PM   #33
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"Your piping's too restrictive."

"What the hell is that?!? Somebody get me my service manual!"
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Old 01-23-2002, 04:40 PM   #34
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"Theres 3 of us so someones gonna have to ride in the back"
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Old 01-23-2002, 06:23 PM   #35
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You need a bigger rear end.

I need to drop you.

There are some things about you that bug me. Guess its time to do some upgrades.
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Old 01-23-2002, 06:32 PM   #36
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"Your headlights are to big"

"I knew I shoulda held out for a new one"

"Your grills all messed up"
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Old 01-23-2002, 06:57 PM   #37
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You are easy to get in and out of.

All my friends think you suck.

I talk about you on message boards and post your pictures everywhere.

You are old and worn out. Time for a trade in.
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Old 01-23-2002, 11:06 PM   #38
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im gonna put some soap on you and leave u in the rain today (get-ro cash wash crew!)

Nice refference
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Old 01-23-2002, 11:13 PM   #39
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1. damn your dirty....oh w8 Id say that to both my girl and my car

2. you can always get me there quick!

3. damn you look good!

4. it doesnt take much to warm you up!

5. I cant w8 to get inside you and take ya for a spin....oops again....I may use that one at a bar one day.
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Old 01-23-2002, 11:31 PM   #40
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"I think it's time to change your pads."

"Your carpets lookin' a little dirty."

"I think you bent a rod."

"When it comes down to it, I just don't think I'll be able to get out of you what I put in." <--I'm stickin' by that one
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