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01-21-2002, 05:47 PM

post things you would say to your car and not your girlfriend

"you can stay in the garage tonight"

Racing Rice · 01-21-2002, 06:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CombatKit47
post things you would say to your car and not your girlfriend

"you can stay in the garage tonight"

"I need to lube this up a little..." :P

01-21-2002, 06:09 PM

haha
"you are fat"

Racing Rice · 01-21-2002, 06:11 PM

"Damn I wish you were faster"

01-21-2002, 07:07 PM

"She shifts much harder than you"

01-21-2002, 07:08 PM

i think i blew something

01-21-2002, 07:09 PM

i should of recorded that

Racing Rice · 01-21-2002, 07:18 PM

"Why cant I get this damn thing out?"

Accord Man · 01-21-2002, 07:32 PM

you're too heavy, need to strip some weight off..

Time for a tune-up.

You're my best investment yet..

01-21-2002, 07:33 PM

haha

*ChrisCantSkate* · 01-21-2002, 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Accord Man

You're my best investment yet..

i can only image the reation you'd get..... hahaha

um......

im gonna start charging people for rides in you.

SilverHX4Me · 01-21-2002, 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 4thGenlude

i can only image the reation you'd get..... hahaha

um......

im gonna start charging people for rides in you.

hahahahahahah that was hella funny

hmm.... looks like you need a little body work

01-21-2002, 10:24 PM

one more quickie before we hang it up for the night

01-21-2002, 11:18 PM

"You'd look better shaved"

94_AcCoRd_EX · 01-21-2002, 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by diligent_dave
"You'd look better shaved"

LMAO

01-21-2002, 11:27 PM

that is good stuff people....

01-21-2002, 11:31 PM

You need a wash... and a wax!
Looking a little flat...we need to pump those up...

01-21-2002, 11:34 PM

"you have a lot of gas today"

01-22-2002, 12:39 AM

"You'd look alot better if you were a different color."

"Let me take those nuts off ya"

01-22-2002, 07:17 AM

hahaha

Racing Rice · 01-22-2002, 07:58 AM

"I need to do something with you trim, its not looking to good."

01-22-2002, 12:51 PM

"time to change the rear end up"
"youre the best ive ever had"-meaning it
"a little work and you'll be a trophy winner"

*ChrisCantSkate* · 01-22-2002, 06:18 PM

ok, you need a wash, its been almost a week

*ChrisCantSkate* · 01-22-2002, 06:24 PM

im gonna put some soap on you and leave u in the rain today (get-ro cash wash crew!)

01-22-2002, 06:28 PM

a couple more new parts and you'll go alot faster.

01-22-2002, 06:40 PM

"time for some new shoes"

"thank g0d i finnaly paid you off from your other owner"

01-22-2002, 07:14 PM

"im gonna let all my friends take you for a ride"
"you were worth every penny i paid"

*ChrisCantSkate* · 01-22-2002, 07:23 PM

i think im gonna swap out your internals to make you work better.

why do u leak fluid if i run you hard?

i think you need better rubber so you dont slide around as much when i throw you into turns

01-22-2002, 11:34 PM

so far everything you guys have put, i would say to my girlfriend. such as... "you look better shaved" or "i think i blew something". maybe i only thing i would say to car and not girl is "wish you werent so heavy". I would never let my friends drive my car so i dont have to worry about that one. =]

01-23-2002, 12:24 AM

Ha- these are too funny. My lame ass can't think of any.

ebpda9 · 01-23-2002, 01:10 AM

Here we go again, troubleshooting (ohh wait this is not that funny)

Racing Rice · 01-23-2002, 08:04 AM

"You smell better then the day I got you"

"Your to rich"

"I need to increase the air flow"

"Damn you have an exhaust leak"

01-23-2002, 12:28 PM

"Your piping's too restrictive."

"What the hell is that?!? Somebody get me my service manual!"

01-23-2002, 04:40 PM

"Theres 3 of us so someones gonna have to ride in the back"

01-23-2002, 06:23 PM

You need a bigger rear end.

I need to drop you.

There are some things about you that bug me. Guess its time to do some upgrades.

Racing Rice · 01-23-2002, 06:32 PM

"Your headlights are to big"

"I knew I shoulda held out for a new one"

"Your grills all messed up"

01-23-2002, 06:57 PM

You are easy to get in and out of.

All my friends think you suck.

I talk about you on message boards and post your pictures everywhere.

You are old and worn out. Time for a trade in.

01-23-2002, 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by 4thGenlude
im gonna put some soap on you and leave u in the rain today (get-ro cash wash crew!)

Nice refference

01-23-2002, 11:13 PM

1. damn your dirty....oh w8 Id say that to both my girl and my car

2. you can always get me there quick!

3. damn you look good!

4. it doesnt take much to warm you up!

5. I cant w8 to get inside you and take ya for a spin....oops again....I may use that one at a bar one day.

01-23-2002, 11:31 PM

"I think it's time to change your pads."

"Your carpets lookin' a little dirty."

"I think you bent a rod."

"When it comes down to it, I just don't think I'll be able to get out of you what I put in." <--I'm stickin' by that one

01-21-2002, 05:47 PM	#1
CombatKit47 Posts: n/a	Things you'd say to your car and NOT your girlfriend post things you would say to your car and not your girlfriend "you can stay in the garage tonight"

01-21-2002, 06:11 PM	#4
Racing Rice Project Combat Honda Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Highland,OH Age: 45 Posts: 7,985	"Damn I wish you were faster" __________________ Racing Rice

01-21-2002, 07:18 PM	#8
Racing Rice Project Combat Honda Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Highland,OH Age: 45 Posts: 7,985	"Why cant I get this damn thing out?" __________________ Racing Rice

01-21-2002, 07:32 PM	#9
Accord Man THE GENERAL Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Earth (usually) Age: 42 Posts: 5,698	you're too heavy, need to strip some weight off.. Time for a tune-up. You're my best investment yet.. __________________ HondaStyle.com Babysitter's Club Member #0 Soon to be >Dr Max Immuh<

01-22-2002, 07:58 AM	#21
Racing Rice Project Combat Honda Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Highland,OH Age: 45 Posts: 7,985	"I need to do something with you trim, its not looking to good." __________________ Racing Rice

01-21-2002, 06:09 PM	#3
CombatKit47 Posts: n/a	haha "you are fat"

01-21-2002, 07:07 PM	#5
juvenile Posts: n/a	"She shifts much harder than you"

01-21-2002, 07:08 PM	#6
CombatKit47 Posts: n/a	i think i blew something

01-21-2002, 07:09 PM	#7
CombatKit47 Posts: n/a	i should of recorded that

01-21-2002, 10:24 PM	#13
tightteg52 Posts: n/a	one more quickie before we hang it up for the night

01-21-2002, 11:18 PM	#14
diligent_dave Posts: n/a	"You'd look better shaved"

01-21-2002, 11:27 PM	#16
SiSpeed2000 Posts: n/a	that is good stuff people....

01-21-2002, 11:31 PM	#17
SpongeBobFastCar Posts: n/a	You need a wash... and a wax! Looking a little flat...we need to pump those up...

01-21-2002, 11:34 PM	#18
SiSpeed2000 Posts: n/a	"you have a lot of gas today"

01-22-2002, 12:39 AM	#19
diligent_dave Posts: n/a	"You'd look alot better if you were a different color." "Let me take those nuts off ya"

01-22-2002, 12:51 PM	#22
90civiclxryder Posts: n/a	"time to change the rear end up" "youre the best ive ever had"-meaning it "a little work and you'll be a trophy winner"

01-22-2002, 06:18 PM	#23
ChrisCantSkate Thought Police Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: orlando florida Age: 40 Posts: 9,662	ok, you need a wash, its been almost a week __________________ Black Vtec Prelude-h22a power'd Many dreams come true, and some have silver linings. I live for my dreams and a pocket full of gold.

01-22-2002, 06:24 PM	#24
ChrisCantSkate Thought Police Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: orlando florida Age: 40 Posts: 9,662	im gonna put some soap on you and leave u in the rain today (get-ro cash wash crew!) __________________ Black Vtec Prelude-h22a power'd Many dreams come true, and some have silver linings. I live for my dreams and a pocket full of gold.

01-22-2002, 06:28 PM	#25
james_willson1 Posts: n/a	a couple more new parts and you'll go alot faster.

01-22-2002, 06:40 PM	#26
tightteg52 Posts: n/a	"time for some new shoes" "thank g0d i finnaly paid you off from your other owner"

01-22-2002, 07:14 PM	#27
90civiclxryder Posts: n/a	"im gonna let all my friends take you for a ride" "you were worth every penny i paid"

01-22-2002, 07:23 PM	#28
ChrisCantSkate Thought Police Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: orlando florida Age: 40 Posts: 9,662	i think im gonna swap out your internals to make you work better. why do u leak fluid if i run you hard? i think you need better rubber so you dont slide around as much when i throw you into turns __________________ Black Vtec Prelude-h22a power'd Many dreams come true, and some have silver linings. I live for my dreams and a pocket full of gold.

01-22-2002, 11:34 PM	#29
toykilla Posts: n/a	so far everything you guys have put, i would say to my girlfriend. such as... "you look better shaved" or "i think i blew something". maybe i only thing i would say to car and not girl is "wish you werent so heavy". I would never let my friends drive my car so i dont have to worry about that one. =]

01-23-2002, 12:24 AM	#30
Lovebuzz13 Posts: n/a	Ha- these are too funny. My lame ass can't think of any.

01-23-2002, 01:10 AM	#31
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 44 Posts: 17,266	Here we go again, troubleshooting (ohh wait this is not that funny) __________________

01-23-2002, 08:04 AM	#32
Racing Rice Project Combat Honda Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Highland,OH Age: 45 Posts: 7,985	"You smell better then the day I got you" "Your to rich" "I need to increase the air flow" "Damn you have an exhaust leak" __________________ Racing Rice

01-23-2002, 12:28 PM	#33
diligent_dave Posts: n/a	"Your piping's too restrictive." "What the hell is that?!? Somebody get me my service manual!"

01-23-2002, 04:40 PM	#34
Boosted3g Posts: n/a	"Theres 3 of us so someones gonna have to ride in the back"

01-23-2002, 06:23 PM	#35
phorcedaccess Posts: n/a	You need a bigger rear end. I need to drop you. There are some things about you that bug me. Guess its time to do some upgrades.

01-23-2002, 06:32 PM	#36
Racing Rice Project Combat Honda Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Highland,OH Age: 45 Posts: 7,985	"Your headlights are to big" "I knew I shoulda held out for a new one" "Your grills all messed up" __________________ Racing Rice

01-23-2002, 06:57 PM	#37
phorcedaccess Posts: n/a	You are easy to get in and out of. All my friends think you suck. I talk about you on message boards and post your pictures everywhere. You are old and worn out. Time for a trade in.

01-23-2002, 11:13 PM	#39
OneDopeTeg Posts: n/a	1. damn your dirty....oh w8 Id say that to both my girl and my car 2. you can always get me there quick! 3. damn you look good! 4. it doesnt take much to warm you up! 5. I cant w8 to get inside you and take ya for a spin....oops again....I may use that one at a bar one day.

01-23-2002, 11:31 PM	#40
diligent_dave Posts: n/a	"I think it's time to change your pads." "Your carpets lookin' a little dirty." "I think you bent a rod." "When it comes down to it, I just don't think I'll be able to get out of you what I put in." <--I'm stickin' by that one

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