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03-15-2006, 04:59 PM
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Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze!
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Beware! Wal-Mart Scam!
I am posting this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me at Wal-Mart in Pontiac, MI and it could happen to you.
Here's how the scam works: Two seriously good looking 18 year old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping in the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Wal-Mart. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen last Tuesday, Wednesday, twice on Thursday, again on Saturday, also yesterday and it will probably happen again tonight. |
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03-15-2006, 05:10 PM
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hahahahaha, yes this happened to me several times.
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03-15-2006, 05:46 PM
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I saw two girls doing this locally... too bad the Z doesn't have a back seat... my wallet stays empty.
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03-15-2006, 07:04 PM
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Banning Machine
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fuk... where's my shoes..... off to Walmart. The other Walmart is about 15 miles aways..... YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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03-16-2006, 12:52 AM
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Repost Wagon
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lol
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03-16-2006, 12:54 AM
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hahaha that's funny as hell, read it on entensity
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03-16-2006, 08:19 AM
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Project Combat Honda
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Same joke, different location..
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03-16-2006, 08:25 AM
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Best...mod...ever
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I'm still going to avoid WalMart like rape. Holy shit does that place ever piss me off. I've got my reasons. Now if these girls could move over to the IGA parking lot....
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03-16-2006, 10:09 AM
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Mind Blowing
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Unfortunately the wal mart here only has fat overweight bitches. I puked when I went into mine. Then I got beat up by the fatties and got my wallet stolen. stupid fatties.
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03-16-2006, 11:23 AM
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Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze!
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they just wanted your wallet to buy wal-mart nachos and pizza that cooks under the red light
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03-16-2006, 01:14 PM
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Mind Blowing
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^ hahahah probabaly....stupid fatties
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I JDM. I My Honda The epitome of stupidity is expressed so fluidly with the shity lyric theory you try to spit at me. I CAN'T WAIT FOR SUMMER!!! |
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03-16-2006, 01:23 PM
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Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze!
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That made me laugh pretty hard! |
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03-16-2006, 01:37 PM
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Mind Blowing
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Hey. Were one of the fattest cities in Canada. the other place where i work is the fattiest city in canada...per capita.
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I JDM. I My Honda The epitome of stupidity is expressed so fluidly with the shity lyric theory you try to spit at me. I CAN'T WAIT FOR SUMMER!!! |
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