asshole fish...

[ChrisCantSkate]

so ive got these 6 fish in my fishtank that have eaten $60 worth of plants, about 30-40 worth of fish(not eaten, but chased to death, they are 3-4 inches and the rest of the fish are under an inch or so) and countless fish and plants ive caught in my local pond with a net. they wont let anything else in the tank touch the food, and they eat plants all day long. they dont stop growing and have become a huge nucense in my tank. they are a wild fish (kinda look like a carp or a sunfish type thing perhaps) you cannot catch these fuckers with a net, or any other conventional means because of their size, aggression and size of my tank along with the rocks and whatnot in there. believe me ive tried. my roommate and i came up with this idea after 5-6 hrs of drinking, and it works... kinda. better than any other method. i dont wana hear someone say its inhumane because these fish have killed at minimum 50 or 60 little fish, along with terrorizing my pregnent garambis (which are extremely hard to breed) to death. and they eat the hell out of all my plantlife in the tank.

picture is worth 1000 words or laughs. i laughed so hard i cried. oh we only got 1 of the 6 fish that need to come out.proper safty measures were taken

[Wren57]

Hahaha wtf, did that not break the glass-bottom?

And dude, your fish tank is nasty as hell... heres a pic of my tank, complete with liquor bottles.

[ChrisCantSkate]

well i kinda stoped taking care of it a month or 2 ago once these fish took over. theres 3-4 inches of rocks on the bottom so im not worried about the bb's breaking through with how little im pumping it. the tank looks expecially dirty in that photo cause i had to move the top portion of the weeds over to get a strait in shooting area. the tank was setup to be like a freshwater pond with crawfish, turtles, and local florida freshwater fish so i needed a heavy coat of floating plants on the top for the turtle and baby fish to try and hide(which has worked poor at best). once i get these bastards out im gonna drop a few dollars into it again to clean out the water and get it looking nice again. it gets direct morning light for 4-5 hrs every day so keeping the algea under control is very difficult without scraping every day. i usta have shrimp and snails that would keep it all in check, however those fish, and the turtle but mainly the fish, managed to make them all disapear.

[CD5Passion]

hahah oh man, thats great. never woulda thought about that.

[ChrisCantSkate]

after enough methods fail, sometimes you just godda shoot a fish

[KwikR6]

hahahah chris...that's amazing.

[Mischief]

that is simply awesome.

[ChrisCantSkate]

haha sorry for the old bump but i needed to find this picture for a fantasy football avitar, and couldnt stop laughing

[Racing Rice]

Dude, thats classic. I'm not sure how I missed this post the first time but it's still funny. Did you ever figure out what kind of fish they were? I'm just curious.

[ChrisCantSkate]

nah i didnt, i still assume they were sunfish. but the tank is resetup for freshwater(my saltwater one failed in a power outage) and its got a turtle, a bass, a catfish, an eel, 2 fresh water sharks, and a few other odd ball fish to balance everything out. the tank is in a perfect harmony of preditors not stepping on each others toes. just how i wanted it... haha. i'll get pics and throw em in here sooner or later.

oh and the picture was for my friend(the kid in the picture) his fantasy football team. he gets pictures of animals/people having no chance at winning(such as shooting fish in a barrel... i mean fish tank) and uses them every week for his avatar. this week is a bull tossing a madedor (sp?) up in the air. he's kinda twisted, lol, but thats why he's my friend