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08-27-2004, 02:40 PM
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The Warden Effect
Ok...so while talking with Stefan the other day it came to my attention that I'd never told this story before. It is proof positive that chicks dig assholes. And what's more, it's scientific proof. Why the name? Well...I have a friend whose last name is Warden...first name withheld. He's a notorious asshole yet he has chicks practically tripping over themselves to get with him. But as I thought more about posting this, the complete explanation became too long. Luckily enough, my friends and I basically based it word for word on another such experiment, The Deacon Effect. Why the name change? I don't know anyone named Deacon. Haha! I'll just leave the link and you can read for yourself. All I'll say is that I was the one chosen to do the dirty work here, went pretty much line for line and action for action the same way, and my results were almost exactly the same. Enjoy...The Deacon/Warden Effect:
http://www.galaktek.com/cgi-bin/inde...=deffect2.html
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1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika |
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08-27-2004, 03:29 PM
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damn tht was great. i think that would actually make a verygood movie
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A very good quote : " I have many vices in my life, and those keep me from perfection, and not being perfect makes me a human being with morals" -Anonymous |
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08-27-2004, 04:27 PM
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it's interesting...so this was you trying it out or someone else?
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08-27-2004, 04:38 PM
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thats fucking awesome.
 another way to get chick is by having a bad ass car!
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08-27-2004, 07:46 PM
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I hate asswod guys, but im not your average girl
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08-27-2004, 08:47 PM
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I've done it. I lost 40 lbs over the winter, and I have more self-confidence now- I'm a prick. Now who knows if the girls are attracted to my assholishness or if they were just repulsed by my jiggling man-boobs, but I had one helluva summer. Either way, I can tell you that most girls are NOT turned off by a little arrogance- if nothing else, it just makes them interested as to what makes you tick.
The secret- reel them in by being a dick, then charm the hell out of them (or the pants off of them)! Last edited by 2ndGenTeg : 08-27-2004 at 10:34 PM. |
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08-27-2004, 09:23 PM
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Thats awesome...Im gonna be a dick to everyone that comes into contact with me now.
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me from another forum (im the top geekz0r) the geekz0r (11:03:46 PM): basicly, look at it this way...the 6speed is the same is the 5speed in 2,3,4,5,and 6...only the speeds are different because of the fd the geekz0r (11:04:16 PM): so 2nd pulls like 1st in the 5speed, 3rd is like 2nd, etc. PortugeeTex (11:04:26 PM): so whats 1st like then? the geekz0r (11:04:49 PM): 1st is like hitting a cheeta in the ass with a tazer PortugeeTex (11:04:53 PM): lmfao |
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08-28-2004, 12:04 AM
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that was a good read.
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08-28-2004, 01:13 AM
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Well fuck this i'm gonna be a dick to everyone now.
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08-28-2004, 03:32 AM
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Well...both. I read that article years ago. I think I was 19 or so. So, after showing it to some friends for a good laugh, they all decide we should undertake such an experiment. We just kind of picked up on the feel of that story and I ad libed when I needed to, but I did pretty much just what the story says...but instead of "Ravenous", I got a copy of "Cannibal Holocaust". Never before in my life has a girl offered me her phone number...and just by being a complete dick I got 2 in the same day. What can I say...chicks dig jerks.
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1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika |
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