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Old 02-07-2003, 09:48 AM   #1
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Posion-Pen Valentine Rhymes

These were entries in a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line but least romantic second line:

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face

My love, you take my breath away
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss
but I only slept with you because I was p*ssed

Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother

Of loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
D*mn I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my partner, my beautiful wife
Marrying you really screwed up my life

I see your face when I am dreaming
That's why I always wake up screaming

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for, maybe, "Go to H*ll"

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
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Old 02-07-2003, 10:13 AM   #2
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LMAO. that was great.
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Old 02-07-2003, 10:18 AM   #3
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that one was going around last year on email. still, always funny.
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Old 02-07-2003, 10:30 AM   #4
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Re: Posion-Pen Valentine Rhymes

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Originally posted by Racing Rice


Roses are red, violets are blue,
sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead,
the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot
This describes everything you are not

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes-
D*mn I'm good at telling lies!



these were my favorites....good one
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Old 02-07-2003, 11:41 AM   #5
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that one was going around last year on email. still, always funny.


i got those last yr too...well some of them anyway
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Old 02-07-2003, 12:00 PM   #6
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Haha, that's funny
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Old 02-07-2003, 12:49 PM   #7
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hahaha, those were great
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Old 02-07-2003, 02:17 PM   #8
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omg i am sending them all to my ex on valentines day!
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Old 02-07-2003, 02:52 PM   #9
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omg i am sending them all to my ex on valentines day!




LMAO Becky
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Old 02-07-2003, 03:04 PM   #10
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LMAO!!! haha
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Old 02-07-2003, 05:10 PM   #11
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stefan, you cant tell me he doesnt deserve it. maybe i will do it via secret unadmirer. so he doesnt getteh wrong idea. knowing him he would think i want his oh so hot body again. roflmao.........god i am happy again. i thought i was ina little depression cuz of teh holidays and my mom, but reality check...it was just brian! yipppppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

as many bad dates as i have had lately i am soooooooo happy to be dating again! its a blast! and no i am not sleeping around!
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The only good side about this year quarantine is that I found a way to interact online. I started using online dating platforms, Check This Out. Thanks to these sites, I did not feel the emptiness during all this time. I made friends, and it is so great to know that you will find a letter in your mailbox where somebody wants to know how you spent your day. It is a great support.

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There was once a blind man who had so fine a sense of touch that, when any animal was put into his hands, he could tell what it was merely by the feel of it. One day the cub of a wolf was put into his hands, and he was asked what it was. He felt it for some time, and then said, "Indeed, I am not sure whether it is a wolf's cub or a fox's: but this I know -- it would never do to trust it in a sheepfold."
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