Why it's great to be a guy

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You know useful stuff about tanks and airplanes

A 5-day vacation requires only one suitcase

Bathroom lines are 80% shorter

You can open all your own jars

Old friends don't give you grief if you've lost or gained weight

When clicking through the channels you don't have to stop on every shot of someone crying

You can go to the bathroom alone

You can leave a hotel room bed unmade

The garage is all yours

The remote is yours and yours alone

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness

You see the humor in "Terms of Endearment"

You never have to clean the toilet

You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes

Wedding plans take care of themselves

If someone forgets to invite you to something, they can still be your friend

Your underwear costs are really cheap – a 3-pack for maybe 7 bucks

None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry

Chocolate is just another snack

You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat

Three words: Flowers fix everything!

Pair of shoes is more than enough

You can say anything and not worry about what people think

Car mechanics tell you the truth

You don't care if someone doesn't notice your new haircut

Gray hair and wrinkles add character

Wedding dress $2000, Tux rental $100

You don't care if someone is talking behind your back

You don't pass on the dessert and then mooch off someone else's

If you don't call your buddy when you said you would, he won't tell your friends you've changed

If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected

If something mechanical doesn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet

You can watch a game in silence for hours without your buddy thinking, "He must be mad at me"

One mood, all the time

[TonitrusEN]

If you don't call your buddy when you said you would, he won't tell your friends you've changed

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

[94_AcCoRd_EX]

LMAO, those are good.

[Accord Man]

haha, so so true.

ROFL.....sad but true.......

Originally posted by Accord Man
haha, so so true.

What's really great are those little dancing people. Everyone at my work loves them.

[ebpda9]

LOL. good ones

[ChrisCantSkate]

haha.. they are all true

Originally posted by incubus86


You can watch a game in silence for hours without your buddy thinking, "He must be mad at me"

funny-
last night friend and i watched the 49er/giant game and hardly said anything.

[Accord Man]

Originally posted by msvtec14


What's really great are those little dancing people. Everyone at my work loves them.

You can have them! I'll take mine off.. All I really want is that guy working it solo.. Honda luv..

spider man busting a move...thats too funny

my girl used to always try and talk to me while i was watching tv... i've slowly conditioned her into talking to me only during commercials

Originally posted by incubus86
spider man busting a move...thats too funny

I can seriously sit here and watch that for hours. Maybe it's because I'm at work and bored, I don't know. They're so funny. There's just something about them. They're the next American Idols. Doesn't it make you feel more manly when us girls ask you to open our jars?

[DsBlu01CivEX]

Originally posted by incubus86
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A 5-day vacation requires only one suitcase

Bathroom lines are 80% shorter

I can pack a 5 day vacation in 1 suitcase....and the bathroom lines aren't always shorter. There are quite a few bars/clubs that I go to that the guys lines are 95% of the time longer (much longer) than the womens line.

But all the others are very true. 1 pair of shoes is NOT enough. You can't wear a black shirt and brown shoes....I hate seeing that. I can understand the male argument of 4 pairs of shoes though. A black pair of casual shoes, a brown pair of casual shoes, 1 really nice pair of shoes, and a pair of sneakers. now I could never survive on that...but I can see guys doin that.

[Spazum888]

The garage is all yours *amen*
If another guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies
You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes
rofl!

Originally posted by DsBlu01CivEX


I can pack a 5 day vacation in 1 suitcase....and the bathroom lines aren't always shorter. There are quite a few bars/clubs that I go to that the guys lines are 95% of the time longer (much longer) than the womens line.

But all the others are very true. 1 pair of shoes is NOT enough. You can't wear a black shirt and brown shoes....I hate seeing that. I can understand the male argument of 4 pairs of shoes though. A black pair of casual shoes, a brown pair of casual shoes, 1 really nice pair of shoes, and a pair of sneakers. now I could never survive on that...but I can see guys doin that.

Black shirt and brown shoes Yeah, and don't wear dress shirts with sneakers. Or really nice belts if you have on sneakers. And for you guys that sag your pants so half of your undies are exposed, that's not attractive. It looks stupid. And don't wear a wifebeater in public if you really can't pull it off.

Originally posted by msvtec14


Black shirt and brown shoes Yeah, and don't wear dress shirts with sneakers. Or really nice belts if you have on sneakers. And for you guys that sag your pants so half of your undies are exposed, that's not attractive. It looks stupid. And don't wear a wifebeater in public if you really can't pull it off.

I was never really a big fan of the pants down to my knees look. Though i dont have my pants at my waist, they are around my hips... but no you can't see my undies. I just find that its more comfortable in that area. To tell you the truth though i'm getting into the "high society" look if you know what i mean.