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GT40FIED · 07-21-2005, 06:52 AM

So the other day I was smoking a cigarette outside while the cable guy was wiring up my mom's house. This jackass walks up to me telling me he's my neighbor. He says he lives over on Cody (a street roughly a mile from my house) and I immediately tell him he's not my neighbor. Of course, he's selling shit door to door which is pathetic since he's in college (apparently). He looks to be a year or two younger than me with a striped Lacrosse shirt and khaki shorts with diamond studs for earrings. In short...I'm already tempted to kick his ass. I offer him $2 just to fucking go away and somehow I mention where I went to high school. Upon hearing this he tells me (and I quote) "look dude...I'll give you your money back if you can give me the heads up on some 420". First of all, I haven't smoked weed since I was 16 (I'll be 24 next month). Second of all, the way he asked me if I knew where he could score pissed me off all over the place. "Give me the heads up on some 420"? Not even faggy little frat boys talk like that. Were it not for the cable guy as a witness, I would have delivered a lung kick to the solarplexes and tossed his limp body aside like an origami dildo. I told him his best shot was with some douche bags that live down the street from me and drive by with their bass cranked all the way up. Just my luck...he knew the guys. I swear I couldn't make this upif I tried. Just another example of how some people are only alive due to the fact that murder is illegal.

*KwikR6* · 07-21-2005, 01:25 PM

I can picture it now man...I had an image in my mind while i was reading that story hahahaha...I hate douches like that...

*pdiggitydogg* · 07-21-2005, 01:29 PM

At least he wasnt a 45yr old reject who, earlier this week, asked me "Hey son, you know where I can score some herb?"

IALuder · 07-21-2005, 02:20 PM

hahahah. the homeless people ask me that every night after i leave the Y. lol

07-21-2005, 06:52 AM	#1
GT40FIED Best...mod...ever Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: At the end of the longest line Age: 43 Posts: 7,451	Why do morons gravitate to me? So the other day I was smoking a cigarette outside while the cable guy was wiring up my mom's house. This jackass walks up to me telling me he's my neighbor. He says he lives over on Cody (a street roughly a mile from my house) and I immediately tell him he's not my neighbor. Of course, he's selling shit door to door which is pathetic since he's in college (apparently). He looks to be a year or two younger than me with a striped Lacrosse shirt and khaki shorts with diamond studs for earrings. In short...I'm already tempted to kick his ass. I offer him $2 just to fucking go away and somehow I mention where I went to high school. Upon hearing this he tells me (and I quote) "look dude...I'll give you your money back if you can give me the heads up on some 420". First of all, I haven't smoked weed since I was 16 (I'll be 24 next month). Second of all, the way he asked me if I knew where he could score pissed me off all over the place. "Give me the heads up on some 420"? Not even faggy little frat boys talk like that. Were it not for the cable guy as a witness, I would have delivered a lung kick to the solarplexes and tossed his limp body aside like an origami dildo. I told him his best shot was with some douche bags that live down the street from me and drive by with their bass cranked all the way up. Just my luck...he knew the guys. I swear I couldn't make this upif I tried. Just another example of how some people are only alive due to the fact that murder is illegal. __________________ 1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika

07-21-2005, 01:25 PM	#2
KwikR6 Mind Blowing Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Cloud 69 Age: 44 Posts: 8,871	I can picture it now man...I had an image in my mind while i was reading that story hahahaha...I hate douches like that... __________________ I JDM. I My Honda The epitome of stupidity is expressed so fluidly with the shity lyric theory you try to spit at me. I CAN'T WAIT FOR SUMMER!!!

07-21-2005, 02:20 PM	#4
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 38 Posts: 7,908	hahahah. the homeless people ask me that every night after i leave the Y. lol __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

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07-21-2005, 01:29 PM	#3
pdiggitydogg Yahoo Watashi wa kattaze! Join Date: May 2002 Location: Meanwhile, up in The D... Age: 41 Posts: 10,579	At least he wasnt a 45yr old reject who, earlier this week, asked me "Hey son, you know where I can score some herb?"