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10-05-2004, 02:24 PM
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How To Speak About Men And Be Politically Correct
1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.
2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN. 3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS. 4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION. 5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS 6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN! DRUNK -He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL. 7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION. 8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY. 9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED 10. He is not HORNY - He is SEXUALLY FOCUSED. 11. Its not his crack you see hanging out of his pants....It is MALE CLEAVAGE
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10-05-2004, 02:28 PM
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He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN,lmao
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10-05-2004, 03:13 PM
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Wow, i should have a shirt with these sayings! LOL
"5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONAL DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS" "6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN! DRUNK -He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL" 
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10-06-2004, 12:35 AM
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Re: How To Speak About Men And Be Politically Correct
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 I can't decide which is more true..this or the Women's list.
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10-06-2004, 09:45 AM
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male cleavage? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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10-06-2004, 01:29 PM
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Funny stuff!
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10-07-2004, 12:05 AM
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i wonder if politicians talk like that:o
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