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Wren57 · 02-13-2006, 07:41 PM

Many of us go through life without watching the FDA's recommended dose of Seinfeld of 2 episodes per day. I, however, intake that exact amount as TBS is kind enough to air an hour of Seinfeld from 5-6pm central time, the perfect time for me as it is after my classes are over and before I workout (see my "Moment of Irony" thread). Those that do achieve the recommended dose of Seinfeld have a slightly different view on the world, and often experience what we, the Seinfeld-viewing community, refer to as "Seinfeld Moments"- a moment in which a person is confronted by a situation and responds in a way similar to the way a Seinfeld character would respond. I had one of those moments today. As I finished loading my lunch tray with a chicken sandwich and a ceaser salad and water, I proceeded towards the table I had preselected to be the one I would occupy for my lunch hour. A young, foreign student happened to be passing in the other direction as I was proceeding to said table. In the moment we were nearest, she dropped her entire tray, spilling it on her and two other females in the area, but sparing me the agony of spaghetti'd pants. Without hesitation, I looked at the spaghetti and the terrified young foreign student, along with the two unfortunate victims, and said "Ooo, thats a shame" with a cool confidence and personal situational-removal so befitting Jerry Seinfeld. I then walked to my table, sat down, and thoroughly enjoyed my meal while the cleanup ensued. A female friend of mine sat down next to me, yadda yadda yadda, the salad was better than the sandwich.

*KwikR6* · 02-13-2006, 09:53 PM

hahah good post

"Ohhh what a shame" That's gold...I can picture it in my head.

Mischief · 02-14-2006, 01:52 AM

sounds like something I'd say if that shit happened to me

CD5Passion · 02-14-2006, 11:10 AM

poor girl

*ChrisCantSkate* · 02-14-2006, 01:06 PM

haha... awsome. my life is full of seinfield moments.

*AzCivic* · 02-14-2006, 01:53 PM

IALuder · 02-14-2006, 05:54 PM

nice, kramer is the shit!

02-13-2006, 07:41 PM	#1
Wren57 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Age: 39 Posts: 2,856	Seinfeld Moment Many of us go through life without watching the FDA's recommended dose of Seinfeld of 2 episodes per day. I, however, intake that exact amount as TBS is kind enough to air an hour of Seinfeld from 5-6pm central time, the perfect time for me as it is after my classes are over and before I workout (see my "Moment of Irony" thread). Those that do achieve the recommended dose of Seinfeld have a slightly different view on the world, and often experience what we, the Seinfeld-viewing community, refer to as "Seinfeld Moments"- a moment in which a person is confronted by a situation and responds in a way similar to the way a Seinfeld character would respond. I had one of those moments today. As I finished loading my lunch tray with a chicken sandwich and a ceaser salad and water, I proceeded towards the table I had preselected to be the one I would occupy for my lunch hour. A young, foreign student happened to be passing in the other direction as I was proceeding to said table. In the moment we were nearest, she dropped her entire tray, spilling it on her and two other females in the area, but sparing me the agony of spaghetti'd pants. Without hesitation, I looked at the spaghetti and the terrified young foreign student, along with the two unfortunate victims, and said "Ooo, thats a shame" with a cool confidence and personal situational-removal so befitting Jerry Seinfeld. I then walked to my table, sat down, and thoroughly enjoyed my meal while the cleanup ensued. A female friend of mine sat down next to me, yadda yadda yadda, the salad was better than the sandwich. __________________ yeah, its that big

02-13-2006, 09:53 PM	#2
KwikR6 Mind Blowing Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Cloud 69 Age: 44 Posts: 8,871	hahah good post "Ohhh what a shame" That's gold...I can picture it in my head. __________________ I JDM. I My Honda The epitome of stupidity is expressed so fluidly with the shity lyric theory you try to spit at me. I CAN'T WAIT FOR SUMMER!!!

02-14-2006, 11:10 AM	#4
CD5Passion Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Santa Barbara, California Age: 38 Posts: 5,446	poor girl __________________

02-14-2006, 01:06 PM	#5
ChrisCantSkate Thought Police Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: orlando florida Age: 40 Posts: 9,662	haha... awsome. my life is full of seinfield moments. __________________ Black Vtec Prelude-h22a power'd Many dreams come true, and some have silver linings. I live for my dreams and a pocket full of gold.

02-14-2006, 01:53 PM	#6
AzCivic Moderator Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Az Age: 43 Posts: 3,804	lol

02-14-2006, 05:54 PM	#7
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 38 Posts: 7,908	nice, kramer is the shit! __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

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