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03-03-2004, 11:59 PM

Ok heres the deal

My friend (john) has this sister who is a year younger than all of my friends....and he went to a dance with his sister's friend and he invited another one of my friends (phil) to go with his sister...so i thought it would be funny if phil got on his sister and i told him id pay him if he did.

So back at school the monday after the dance and low and behold he got on her. I didnt believe it at first but all my friends are saying it and other people who bet him are paying phil in front of me. So i pay too. Now for over a week phil has been calling johns sister and john keeps getting madder and madder and I (altohght feeling somewhat like an ass) am loving every second of it.

Howveer...tonight i find out im the sucker. Everyone tohught it would be funny to fool me but i found out. So any suggestions on how to turn the joke around. Actually kissing his sister is def an option but she might not go along with that and my g/f might not like that either. Im open to anythnig good. Preferably something that shocks them. Thanks

IALuder · 03-04-2004, 12:04 AM

beat them down with a billy club. thats what i would do.

does phil got a gurl. if he did i would hit on her. make him mad.

but kissing john sister would be the best idea. i first would ask your gurl if you can tho.

Grip72 · 03-04-2004, 12:18 AM

haha..speaking off that.....my buddy railed another one of our buddies younger sister..good shit..lol

GT40FIED · 03-04-2004, 12:55 AM

Are you aware of what a mushroom tat is? Or perhaps some tea bagging?

03-04-2004, 12:58 AM

no im afraid im not

GT40FIED · 03-04-2004, 01:32 AM

Mushroom tat = whip out your wang and smack em in the face with it

Tea bagging = wait until someone falls asleep with their mouth open and put your sack in their mouth...preferably while someone takes a picture.

I've never personally done either but a bunch of my friends have and they swear it's just about the most humiliating thing you can do to someone. Other than have sex with their sister and brag about it like crazy right in front of them, of course.

03-04-2004, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Accord17
haha..speaking off that.....my buddy railed another one of our buddies younger sister..good shit..lol

Unless it's your sister.

Sorry, personal experience. And it was a roommate...even worse.

ShagginJet · 03-04-2004, 11:24 AM

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03-04-2004, 11:25 AM

/\/\/\ Nice

*KwikR6* · 03-04-2004, 12:18 PM

I think you should probably drop it. The reason why is because you PAID someone to get on a friends sister. What kind of friend are you? If anything you should be protecting his little sister from guys like yourself. I would say be glad that you just lost your money, because if it were my sister and you were my friend, you would have lost some teeth.

03-04-2004, 12:26 PM

/\/\/\/\/\Also a fine point

CD5Passion · 03-04-2004, 05:03 PM

no one cares if it was a fine point, life is nothing but revenger after revenge what purpose would we live for other than that?....I say...bondo his doors shut

03-04-2004, 10:01 PM

You had to pay someone to hit on a friends sister? Damn i do me and my friends do it all the time just to piss eachother off....especially since on of my friends sisters just turned 19 and we saw her hammered at a bar lol now that lead to some comical actions!!

Lunis

DsBlu01CivEX · 03-05-2004, 01:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Black Del Sol
I think you should probably drop it. The reason why is because you PAID someone to get on a friends sister. What kind of friend are you? If anything you should be protecting his little sister from guys like yourself. I would say be glad that you just lost your money, because if it were my sister and you were my friend, you would have lost some teeth.

I'm with Derek on this one....

*KwikR6* · 03-05-2004, 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Shardsofxapril
no one cares if it was a fine point, life is nothing but revenger after revenge what purpose would we live for other than that?....

That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard. Really..so if someone key's my car...my revenge is to kill them [/sarcasm]

I can see you now..one of those guys that's too scared to deal with your problems face to face. Bondo his doors shut? Say what? If I ever found out someone like you did that to my car I would make you scrape that bondo out with your teeth.

And what purpose is life? I'm really not going to get into that.

94_AcCoRd_EX · 03-05-2004, 01:32 AM

^^^ I like the way you think Derek.

Shaved &/or Laid · 03-05-2004, 01:34 AM

Gas + kerosene + oil + their yard + light it = settles anything

03-03-2004, 11:59 PM	#1
Civicfrenzy Posts: n/a	Revnge Help Ideas Needed! Ok heres the deal My friend (john) has this sister who is a year younger than all of my friends....and he went to a dance with his sister's friend and he invited another one of my friends (phil) to go with his sister...so i thought it would be funny if phil got on his sister and i told him id pay him if he did. So back at school the monday after the dance and low and behold he got on her. I didnt believe it at first but all my friends are saying it and other people who bet him are paying phil in front of me. So i pay too. Now for over a week phil has been calling johns sister and john keeps getting madder and madder and I (altohght feeling somewhat like an ass) am loving every second of it. Howveer...tonight i find out im the sucker. Everyone tohught it would be funny to fool me but i found out. So any suggestions on how to turn the joke around. Actually kissing his sister is def an option but she might not go along with that and my g/f might not like that either. Im open to anythnig good. Preferably something that shocks them. Thanks

03-04-2004, 12:04 AM	#2
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 38 Posts: 7,908	beat them down with a billy club. thats what i would do. does phil got a gurl. if he did i would hit on her. make him mad. but kissing john sister would be the best idea. i first would ask your gurl if you can tho. __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

03-04-2004, 12:55 AM	#4
GT40FIED Best...mod...ever Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: At the end of the longest line Age: 43 Posts: 7,451	Are you aware of what a mushroom tat is? Or perhaps some tea bagging? __________________ 1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika

03-04-2004, 01:32 AM	#6
GT40FIED Best...mod...ever Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: At the end of the longest line Age: 43 Posts: 7,451	Mushroom tat = whip out your wang and smack em in the face with it Tea bagging = wait until someone falls asleep with their mouth open and put your sack in their mouth...preferably while someone takes a picture. I've never personally done either but a bunch of my friends have and they swear it's just about the most humiliating thing you can do to someone. Other than have sex with their sister and brag about it like crazy right in front of them, of course. __________________ 1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika

03-04-2004, 11:24 AM	#8
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03-04-2004, 12:18 AM	#3
Grip72 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Calgary, AB Canada Age: 40 Posts: 2,962	haha..speaking off that.....my buddy railed another one of our buddies younger sister..good shit..lol

03-04-2004, 12:58 AM	#5
Civicfrenzy Posts: n/a	no im afraid im not

03-04-2004, 12:18 PM	#10
KwikR6 Mind Blowing Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Cloud 69 Age: 44 Posts: 8,871	I think you should probably drop it. The reason why is because you PAID someone to get on a friends sister. What kind of friend are you? If anything you should be protecting his little sister from guys like yourself. I would say be glad that you just lost your money, because if it were my sister and you were my friend, you would have lost some teeth. __________________ I JDM. I My Honda The epitome of stupidity is expressed so fluidly with the shity lyric theory you try to spit at me. I CAN'T WAIT FOR SUMMER!!!

03-04-2004, 12:26 PM	#11
SolPol Posts: n/a	/\/\/\/\/\Also a fine point

03-04-2004, 05:03 PM	#12
CD5Passion Registered User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Santa Barbara, California Age: 38 Posts: 5,446	no one cares if it was a fine point, life is nothing but revenger after revenge what purpose would we live for other than that?....I say...bondo his doors shut __________________

03-04-2004, 10:01 PM	#13
Lunis Posts: n/a	You had to pay someone to hit on a friends sister? Damn i do me and my friends do it all the time just to piss eachother off....especially since on of my friends sisters just turned 19 and we saw her hammered at a bar lol now that lead to some comical actions!! Lunis

03-05-2004, 01:32 AM	#16
94_AcCoRd_EX Insomniac Moderator Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: OR Age: 43 Posts: 11,142	^^^ I like the way you think Derek. __________________ 1994 Accord EX coupe --Need hosting for your pics on HST? PM me...--

03-05-2004, 01:34 AM	#17
Shaved &/or Laid 4th Gear Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Nashville Age: 38 Posts: 853	Gas + kerosene + oil + their yard + light it = settles anything __________________ Doody Ej1 Yse.

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