.:HSTuners::

mavaaoife · 09-28-2005, 11:23 AM

If I died?

WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?"
HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face).
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan).

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"
HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"
HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do."

WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: - - - silence - -
HUSBAND: "F**k"

Grip72 · 09-28-2005, 11:41 AM

LMFAO..wow..that would be awkward

edit: off topic: how's the supra coming?

IALuder · 09-28-2005, 12:39 PM

lol, thats something i could be myself doing.

ebpda9 · 09-28-2005, 02:37 PM

Racing Rice · 09-28-2005, 03:05 PM

Thats great.

mavaaoife · 09-28-2005, 06:08 PM

The supra is coming along... The starter is going on me so im replacing it

I also got a stronger battery, new rear tires (damn 285/30/19s are expensive) and a viper alarm ( Complete with keyless entry, turbo timer, and remote start).... The mods should be starting soon

Grip72 · 09-28-2005, 08:00 PM

wow...what do u do for work if u don't mind me asking?

mavaaoife · 09-28-2005, 11:48 PM

Im a Vet Tech

Mischief · 09-29-2005, 01:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mavaaoife
The supra is coming along... The starter is going on me so im replacing it I also got a stronger battery, new rear tires (damn 285/30/19s are expensive) and a viper alarm ( Complete with keyless entry, turbo timer, and remote start).... The mods should be starting soon

Sounds like lots of fun Ren, it seems like you got a job again so that's good too.. Turbo timer is really healthy for your turbo, I don't think any of my friends with a turbo don't have one.. It's so funny when someone doesn't know what that is though so when they park they'll be like "dude you left your car running"

mavaaoife · 09-29-2005, 07:57 AM

Yeah my turbo timer is three minutes too.. came with the alarm..

MissJDM · 10-01-2005, 12:53 AM

lol. i love the joke...gonna send it to my boyfriend.

09-28-2005, 11:23 AM	#1
mavaaoife Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Atlanta, Ga. Age: 40 Posts: 1,486	If I died (jokE) If I died? WIFE: What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: "Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would? (with a hurtful look on her face). HUSBAND: (makes audible groan). WIFE: "Would you live in our house?" HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house." WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?" HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?" WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?" HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new." WIFE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?" HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do." WIFE: "Would she use my golf clubs?" HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed." WIFE: - - - silence - - HUSBAND: "Fk" __________________ 1994 Supra TT Auto-THE WORLDS MOST CURSED SUPRA!!!** www.atlsupras.com Http://www.myspace.com/tehren84

09-28-2005, 12:39 PM	#3
IALuder Registered User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Des Moines IA Age: 38 Posts: 7,908	lol, thats something i could be myself doing. __________________ 93 Si H23vtec......soon to be 12lbs 95 Civic EX....automatic DD if you cant dazzle them with your brillance, baffle them with your bullshit.

09-28-2005, 02:37 PM	#4
ebpda9 Repost Wagon Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: over here Age: 44 Posts: 17,266	lmao __________________

09-28-2005, 03:05 PM	#5
Racing Rice Project Combat Honda Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Highland,OH Age: 45 Posts: 7,985	Thats great. __________________ Racing Rice

09-28-2005, 06:08 PM	#6
mavaaoife Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Atlanta, Ga. Age: 40 Posts: 1,486	The supra is coming along... The starter is going on me so im replacing it I also got a stronger battery, new rear tires (damn 285/30/19s are expensive) and a viper alarm ( Complete with keyless entry, turbo timer, and remote start).... The mods should be starting soon __________________ 1994 Supra TT Auto-THE WORLDS MOST CURSED SUPRA!!! www.atlsupras.com Http://www.myspace.com/tehren84

09-28-2005, 11:41 AM	#2
Grip72 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Calgary, AB Canada Age: 40 Posts: 2,962	LMFAO..wow..that would be awkward edit: off topic: how's the supra coming?

09-28-2005, 08:00 PM	#7
Grip72 Registered User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Calgary, AB Canada Age: 40 Posts: 2,962	wow...what do u do for work if u don't mind me asking?

09-28-2005, 11:48 PM	#8
mavaaoife Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Atlanta, Ga. Age: 40 Posts: 1,486	Im a Vet Tech __________________ 1994 Supra TT Auto-THE WORLDS MOST CURSED SUPRA!!! www.atlsupras.com Http://www.myspace.com/tehren84

09-29-2005, 07:57 AM	#10
mavaaoife Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Atlanta, Ga. Age: 40 Posts: 1,486	Yeah my turbo timer is three minutes too.. came with the alarm.. __________________ 1994 Supra TT Auto-THE WORLDS MOST CURSED SUPRA!!! www.atlsupras.com Http://www.myspace.com/tehren84

10-01-2005, 12:53 AM	#11
MissJDM Registered User Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: West Coast Age: 38 Posts: 2,244	lol. i love the joke...gonna send it to my boyfriend. __________________ you say it best when you say nothing at all

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