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Old 09-07-2004, 01:07 PM   #1
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In the mail today for free food! So now I'm in a good mood. So I'll post a joke.



A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better. I have a 24-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considered his question for a minute and then said, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella instead of his gun. When he got to the Creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream. He raised his umbrella and went, 'bang, bang' and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."
The doctor replied, "My point exactly."
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Old 09-07-2004, 01:10 PM   #2
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LMAO, that's great
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Old 09-07-2004, 01:24 PM   #3
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Old 09-07-2004, 02:55 PM   #4
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ROFL!!! holy shit that was awesome
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Old 09-07-2004, 03:58 PM   #5
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hahaah thats a good one
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Old 09-07-2004, 10:43 PM   #6
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Nice!!hahahahha awesome!!
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Old 09-08-2004, 12:27 AM   #7
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Lucky ass...i wish i got some free food!
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Old 09-08-2004, 01:16 AM   #8
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that is just wrong a 90yr old and a 24 yr old:o funny joke though. hope you got good food
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Old 09-08-2004, 10:22 AM   #9
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Old 09-09-2004, 08:12 PM   #10
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hahahahahahahaha...nice...
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