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07-12-2004, 02:30 PM | #1 |
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Alright, so I need some help. I just started sleeping with this girl this week and it's great, but she's very, shall we say, "vocal." I moved into my new place yesterday, and I have four roommates. It was kind of embarassing- I'm hoping they didn't hear her, but I'm almost sure they did (how could they not?!). So tell me- is there a nice way to say "Shut the hell up while we're f***ing"- but seriously, how should I ask her to keep it down a little?
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07-12-2004, 04:13 PM | #2 |
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Easy, put your dick in her mouth. JK!! Seriously though, kiss her if the position and moment allows, other than that, just tell her. She'd rather know now than to see the smirks on your friend's faces later. You'll save her alot of unnessasary embarassment.
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agrees with blackwolf putting your dick in her mouth is the best way.
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07-12-2004, 05:51 PM | #4 |
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Actually the politically correct term is "vocally appreciative". Haha. Seriously though...I say just let her go nuts dude. Fuck your other roommates. If their pissed it's probably because they're being reminded about how they're not gettin any. There are very few things hotter than a chick who is loud in bed. Enjoy it while you can.
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Gt's the man take his advice.
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07-12-2004, 09:12 PM | #6 |
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thanks for sharing
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07-12-2004, 09:51 PM | #7 |
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i would just either cover her mouth, or choke her.... if she likes it, then it solves your problem. if she doesnt like it, tell her to shut the f(*&^ up in a sexy dominating way..... im sure she will understand either scenario. thats what i do...
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Haha...I know I edited that funny, but it's more fun that way. I like my women like I like my coffee...ground up and in the freezer. LMAO
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07-13-2004, 10:19 AM | #9 |
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Really? I like my women like I like my steak.....dead and bloody
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Steve is rarely wrong I must say. I'm with a girl now who is...uhh..vocally appreciative...and I fuckin' love it. I got three roommates. They don't like it they should move to the other end of the house or something. Oddly, in my house the master bedroom is off the kitchen. Well that one's mine. So, people get to hear us doing it. I don't really care, I'm having fun. Just makes me look like a fuggin stud anyway right |
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07-13-2004, 02:26 PM | #11 |
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Uh, what about her? Does she know she's that loud? So it doesn't embarrass you but what about her? Have you told her yet??
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You talkin' to me? Probably not, but I'll answer anyway. Yeah, she knows
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wtf
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What?
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^ I love this man's replies...absolutely fucking classic.... and I'm having that same 'problem' so to speak....but I find it funny as shit....just go with it dude. It just means you're doing something right......
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yeah, im pissed when i hear my room mate, reminds me of what im not getting
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see below
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I was told that I'm not vocally appreciative enough.....it's the one time in life that i'm quiet......That and there are always other people in the house, and yes I know they know what we're doing, but they don't need to hear us doing it too.
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or in rob's case she's faking it hardcore to make him feel good.
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Where's the love man?
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ohhhhhhhhh......you're about to get one of these
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Nice balls
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07-17-2004, 03:15 PM | #26 |
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There has never been a time where I screamed when having sex...Im vocal...but you won't hear me in another room...
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Yah it took long enough!!!! And Rob...I'm always polite
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Just take full advantage of it while you can!
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07-21-2004, 08:27 PM | #30 |
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A little clarification- she doesn't scream, in the strictest sense of the word, she's just really loud.
So, as it turns out, she brought it up. She knows she's loud, and asked if any of my roommates had said anything.When I told her they hadn't, she asked if I thought they could hear. I told her they probably could, but I wasn't going to worry about it until one of my roommates said something. The thing is that it's really distracting. Actually, now that I think about it, I think I have more of a problem with it than anyone else does. It sounds like I need to quit worrying, suck it up, and enjoy it. |
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You're laying the pipe brother, nothing wrong with it. It's an act of pleasure and you're both being pleased. I had a girl who was loud, to the point where now and then the people in the apartment complex next to mine would yell out. Funny as shit to hear someone yell at you "Hey, shut the fuck up over there. People are trying to sleep." We mostly were in a doggie position so naturrally I grabbed her hair harder, got a firm grip on her hip bone, and f*^ked even hard.
For the most part it bothered me at first, cause she could get really loud. After I got over the whole thing of who can hear us, then it was just awesome. Trying to see how loud I could get her to be. I'd talk with your roommates, take the iniative, see if it's a problem with them. Even if it is, they should be understanding enough to deal with it or you should be able to work something out.
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