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Old 08-21-2004, 06:15 PM   #1
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No More Socks!!!!

i found me a chick last night. she is one sweet THANGG.

i was driven around down town (the local hang out for use teens) and i past a 88 blazer. three asian chicks were in it. i glanced over and notice how hot they were. didnt say thing. the chick in back of the car yells out i like your car. it looks nice. i gave the nod and said thanks.

the chick sitting in front of her asked what year it was and what i got under the hood. i told her. now were at a stop light. she then tells me i need a chick in the passanger seat. i replied "if i could find one." she gives me the man you dissed me look. i reply just playin jump in. she then gets out the light turns green as she getting in. we drive around talk get to know eachother (sort of). then go to the local races. were i raced 2 times. she rode with me while i raced a GTZ superchared barreta. i won. she know loads about cars. get this she owns a S2K. i was like OMG. her brother and her fixed it up. but she said she has done most of the work herself. that turned me on so bad, when she siad "yea i own a S2K and i do all my work."

she gives me her number i gave her mine. we meet up with her friend 2 hours later. she gives me a kiss and tell me to call her today. well i called her today and were havin dinner tommorow night. AWESOME!!!!

NO MORE SOCKS FOR ME!!!!!!!!
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Old 08-21-2004, 06:30 PM   #2
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i bet she is gonna give you a pair of socks when you get to the nasties
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Old 08-21-2004, 07:04 PM   #3
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You know, that now that youve publically announced this, she'll stiff you on the sock's previous job.
Youre gonna really need those socks then.

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Old 08-21-2004, 09:51 PM   #4
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Old 08-22-2004, 02:35 AM   #5
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best of luck man..oh and treat that case of Athletes dong lol
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Old 08-22-2004, 02:39 AM   #6
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Enough with this topic already. Stuff a sock in it. AAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Old 08-22-2004, 10:54 AM   #7
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lmao steve. soory but thesocks are a teaser for him no matter what.
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Old 08-22-2004, 03:25 PM   #8
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Right on bro. You're p-i-m-p. I bet you get alotta chics askin to get in your ride. I have a story of my own too.....So I have this stripper from Wisconsin stayin at my for the past week.....So fuckin cool....She came to see my roomate, but he was a complete asshole to her....So I took her out, saw the sights and she's hella cool. I drove her to the mall, kicked it with her, and saw a friend I haven't seen in a long time.....She's hella hot too. Got her number and I called her to kick it at a party. OMG,OMG,OMG.....Went back to her place and smoked. OMG....I learned somthing new, if you kick it with hot women, hot women come to you. Again, I love Cali!
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Old 08-22-2004, 04:42 PM   #9
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Wonder how it went?

SF man, you're in Des Moines? I'm gonna be out there at the beginning of Sept. man. I loves me some Asian women
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Old 08-22-2004, 05:05 PM   #10
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...Floored if you were to say OMG one more time I would've decked ya..via net
other than that..nice
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Old 08-22-2004, 05:17 PM   #11
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yea i live in Des Moines. sol pol when yea goin to be out here? autox is sept 5th.

thanks for the heads up pdig. better get me some blue balls.
athletes dong has been treated. thanks for the concern.
i have had my fair amount of wemon ask me about my car and ride in.

i think the sock thing turns stephan on....
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Old 08-22-2004, 06:19 PM   #12
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i think the sock thing turns stephan on....


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is this accusation true stefan?!
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Old 08-22-2004, 06:31 PM   #13
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Nice man..if you get the chance, sock it to her...
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Old 08-22-2004, 06:53 PM   #14
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Old 08-22-2004, 07:57 PM   #15
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is this accusation true stefan?!


phuck no. he was the one asking me for socks on friday night. so i think he really made a big woman out of jdm socks
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Old 08-22-2004, 08:27 PM   #16
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I think Stefan is trying to cover something up...
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Old 08-22-2004, 10:32 PM   #17
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its ok stephan you can admit it. you tried the the sock idea.

i never knew rob was a PUN MASTA! lol hahaa oh i plan to sock it to her...
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Old 08-23-2004, 12:02 AM   #18
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Old 08-23-2004, 01:49 AM   #19
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Wow! You met a new girl with S2k. O_O I love Asian girls. ^_^
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...Floored if you were to say OMG one more time I would've decked ya..via net
other than that..nice


Shards, these ladies or so damn fine. Walk in my shoes and you'd be like OMG too. Oh, and guess what...I have an appointment to do draw em both nude, and then they're gonna pay me for it. This has had to have been my best 2 weeks e-v-e-r.
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and you'd be like OMG too.


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Old 08-23-2004, 09:25 PM   #22
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Shards, these ladies or so damn fine. Walk in my shoes and you'd be like OMG too. Oh, and guess what...I have an appointment to do draw em both nude, and then they're gonna pay me for it. This has had to have been my best 2 weeks e-v-e-r.


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Old 08-23-2004, 09:27 PM   #23
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yea i live in Des Moines. sol pol when yea goin to be out here? autox is sept 5th.

thanks for the heads up pdig. better get me some blue balls.
athletes dong has been treated. thanks for the concern.
i have had my fair amount of wemon ask me about my car and ride in.

i think the sock thing turns stephan on....


Well, I'm leaving the 5th. But I'll be there from Sept. 1-5
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Old 08-23-2004, 11:03 PM   #24
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Back to the sorority house with that kind of talk. jfwy

hahahahahahaha...nice
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Old 08-24-2004, 08:41 AM   #25
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should call me up. pm me and ill sen you my number.
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