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02-07-2006, 02:06 AM
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National Singles Day
As Valentine's Day rapidly approaches, I feel like a jew at christmas time. Once a year everyone gets together and decides it's time to make all of the single folks feel like shit for a day. And no doubt in 7 days there will be millions of women wondering if their significant other spent enough money on them. Men...well...we'll just expect sex and keep our mouths shut if we get it after spending what we will later deem to be way too much money. Also no doubt that numerous relationships will be ended when it's decided not enough money was spent. While that's kind of fun to watch and it's nice to not worry about it, I don't want Valentine's Day shoved in my face for another year. Sorry, but if you need someone to spend money on you or a certain day to prove that some sort of love exists, it's just easier to say it doesn't.
I hereby propose we come up with a day to be dubbed "National Singles Day". I don't know when it should be, so the floor is open. I'd suggest July 4th, but that's already taken.  Perhaps NSD can follow shortly before or after "National Chlamydia Is Not A Flower Day" or "National I-Think-I-Gave-You-AIDS Day".
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02-07-2006, 05:18 AM
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hahah i think i gave you aids day
yeah Valentine's day is such a bullshit "holiday"
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02-07-2006, 06:19 AM
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It's great, I'll be doing patrols and shit through some shithole of a town on the other side of the world on Valentine's day, don't have to worry about spending a dime haha.
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02-07-2006, 11:11 AM
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hate valentines day...if im single OR not lol...
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02-07-2006, 12:27 PM
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Just another day where you can spend money to get ass, not really different than how girls operate on any other day.
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02-07-2006, 01:21 PM
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No no, national std awareness day is feb 15th
I hate valentines day too. Not only because it usually gets rubbed in my face that Im love-less but just the fact that everything is pink...and yes, the whole money thing as well. Shit, you just dropped a fat wad at christmas and now do it again?? F that |
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02-07-2006, 03:23 PM
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exactly, I already told my wife to not expect anything great. |
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02-07-2006, 11:48 PM
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ha i WIN...im' seeing a girl right now. but she lives 2.5hours away and knows i can't afford to travel right now...hee hee
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02-08-2006, 08:35 AM
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hey another one told me last night "lets just be friends"
hurray just what i wanted |
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02-08-2006, 11:13 AM
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Re: National Singles Day
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This should be right up your alley then.. These are the perfect greeting cards for those days. Check it out! http://www.inspotla.org/tell-them/
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02-08-2006, 02:41 PM
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lol, you must be too nice or something. |
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02-08-2006, 02:46 PM
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Cheer up buddy.. We still love you.
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02-08-2006, 02:52 PM
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greaaat
 yeah, I think I am too nice... bunch of bitches |
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02-08-2006, 03:28 PM
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You need tattoos, pierced ears and to dress like a thug. That'll get you some booty, man. If that doesn't work, I know a good source that I can get you some chloroform.
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02-08-2006, 03:37 PM
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Hmm...You know, I actually have free access to chloroform at the lab store room
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02-08-2006, 04:03 PM
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Now your using your head!
Chloroform.. Never be denied again. I better stop before someone thinks I'm serious. 
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02-08-2006, 04:08 PM
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i wonder if that's how you got married
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02-08-2006, 04:19 PM
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Yo pdiggs... next time a girl says lets just be friends... say this:
"Why would I want to be friends with you? I've been pretending to be interested in your boring life/friends to get laid" Another good tip is once a girl responds with interest.. .don't do the same... blow her off... Dating is mostly an ego thing... girls want to prove they can get a guy and guys want to prove he can get the girl... and NO ONE want to be with someone that they know already wants them. If not blatently then definately sub conciously... 90pct of the population are a bunch of sado-masacists.
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02-08-2006, 04:45 PM
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02-08-2006, 05:28 PM
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if they say they just wanna be friends tell them you already have enough friends
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02-08-2006, 05:40 PM
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My personal favorite is "I wish I could meet a guy just like you". Such a phrase is code for "you'd be perfect if you were just better looking and I'm superficial bitch, so sorry."
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1984 1/2 Mustang GT350 #842, Faster than you...nuff said Anna Fan Club President/Dictator Someday, in the event that mankind actually figures out what it is that this world actually revoles around, thousands of people are going to be shocked and perplexed that it was not them. Sometimes this includes me. "If you want a vision of the future, imagine a boot stamping on a human face - forever." - George Orwell Welcome to the new Amerika |
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02-08-2006, 05:56 PM
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Bingo. Gotta say it kinda jokingly while smiling. It worked once for me...
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02-08-2006, 08:07 PM
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i feel you about the "lets be friends" comments
i end up being too good of a friend to girls and then they don't want to ruin "what we have" fgts |
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02-08-2006, 10:38 PM
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Shhhh!! My wife hasn't figured out what all of those bottles in the attic are yet.  Quote:
Ummm.. For you yes... Any individuals that have power to arrest me and put me in jail, "I just holding that for a buddy."
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02-08-2006, 11:57 PM
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02-11-2006, 05:58 PM
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I have tatoo's...pierced ears...and I dress like a thug....and I get ass...hrm...
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